FSU hires Cornrow Norvell from bottom feeder Memphis

GatorInGeorgia

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What UF did when FSU was down would have been like me sitting on my hands doing nothing after the GSMB shut down. What the hell would have happened to all of us without the Chatter? It's rather frightening.

Half would be dead, the other half would be in maximum security prisons serving lengthy sentences.
 

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You haven't been right about a single thing yet. Also, no one has ever heard of the USA Herald.

Besides, what happened to your personal sources?

I had dinner with my source tonight. There is no change. Stoops is going with them. They are prepared to commit $200 million for upgrading and all coaches’ salaries. They say they have the funds committed. We’ll know for sure shortly. I’m only passing on what i’m told. I hope it’s misinformation but I am afraid it’s not.
 

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I had dinner with my source tonight. There is no change. Stoops is going with them. They are prepared to commit $200 million for upgrading and all coaches’ salaries. They say they have the funds committed. We’ll know for sure shortly. I’m only passing on what i’m told. I hope it’s misinformation but I am afraid it’s not.
We'll know for sure shortly that Bob Stoops told them to take a flying **** at a rolling donut.
 

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I had dinner with my source tonight. There is no change. Stoops is going with them. They are prepared to commit $200 million for upgrading and all coaches’ salaries. They say they have the funds committed. We’ll know for sure shortly. I’m only passing on what i’m told. I hope it’s misinformation but I am afraid it’s not.

I’m curious. A little over a week ago, you confirmed through your sources and announced here your findings. When that proved to be false, your excuse was that said source realized through counsel that by announcing anything so quickly, and letting details emerge in advance, they would be opening themselves up to major litigation numbering into potentially the tens of millions. All of which he shared with you (in prudent fashion). Then, after narrowly dodging that disastrous bullet, and untold amounts of damage his loose lips may have caused, he feels it would be proper to have dinner with you and not only once again disclose the hire in itself, but details surrounding the financial commitment.

This is your story.
 

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I had dinner with my source tonight. There is no change. Stoops is going with them. They are prepared to commit $200 million for upgrading and all coaches’ salaries. They say they have the funds committed. We’ll know for sure shortly. I’m only passing on what i’m told. I hope it’s misinformation but I am afraid it’s not.

They don't have anywhere close to $200 million freaking dollars. :jerkstore:

The athletic department had to go to the boosters this year just to bail them out of their $3 million deficit. There ticket sales suck and were down over 33%. There entire athletic department operating budget is around $108 million and their operating revenue last year dropped from $84 million to $75 million. That's huge. And the ACC network ain't gonna bail them out. They will only make $5-6 from that $h!tshow.

For the life of me I can't figure out where they came up with the $20 million to buy out Willie not to mention the $6-7 million they're gonna need to pay a new coach. They're going to have to sell some bonds or something and go deep into debt to do anything. Make no mistake, they are in deep financial straights. If their next coach doesn't deliver BIG time AND the clown faithful don't start showing up again they are screwed for a long time to come.
 
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You don’t think Urbs would go there?
"Dream Job" for both. I think Urbs would go if he thought the timing was right. He's not going to a team unless everything is set up for success. I have no idea what he ND job would be like.
 

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Wait, hold on.. I think I found @jmskjrgator 's source. It's a done deal, we should all be shaking at the thought of Big Game Bob coaching the Nulls.

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