FSU hires Cornrow Norvell from bottom feeder Memphis

gingerlover · Nov 15, 2019

jmskjrgator said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It was all lies from the beginning. They didn't offer him crap. If they did it was well for him to ever consider it it would have to be this, they offer, and then his agent laughed at the fact they thought he was serious. If Odell is who they are talking about they were never hiring a top coach. That means that everybody has already turned them down without it being public, included baby Stoops who was a much more likely candidate. Odell is the last resort and then you try again next year.

Hey guys. Warchant is reporting it. All those top notch reporters over there breaking news. You should tell your buddy your sources are GatorChatter and they say his sources are full of Butters.

GatorFL · Nov 15, 2019

oxrageous said:
This is the most perfect gif in the history of this board. I picture the dog as jmskjrgator, sitting there without a care in the world after telling us how it was all going down with Stoops.

After reports come in that he was wrong on all counts, the membership starts heaving food at him. He stiffens, eyes widen, not believing this could happen to him, he was so sure.

Can you add it to the gif selector?

Durty South Swamp · Nov 15, 2019

they've been "interviewing" candidates all week per their clown AD... translation - we've been calling folks but getting hung up on.

Durty South Swamp · Nov 15, 2019

jmskr needs a temp ban for being a nole sucker.

Durty South Swamp · Nov 15, 2019

and for the record, @Slevin 's thread title might be the best title in GC history :lol:

FireFoley · Nov 15, 2019

I was just sent over the audio/video pf Big Game Bob's response to the Clown College muckity mucks when they asked him if he would like to be their next head football coach:

"Coach how would you like to bring us Clowns back to the Big Top?"

Big Game Bob:

5-Star Finger · Nov 15, 2019

Somewhere on the list - is Butters. Dream with me...

oxrageous · Nov 15, 2019

jmskjrgator said:
She happens to love the beach.

It's unfortunate that Big Game Bob cannot afford a house on the beach. The tens of millions he made in his career just weren't enough.

The poor bastard is stuck in Oklahoma for life.

gatormandan · Nov 15, 2019

oxrageous said:
It's unfortunate that Big Game Bob cannot afford a house on the beach. The tens of millions he made in his career just weren't enough.

The poor bastard is stuck in Oklahoma for life.

Makes your heart hurt for him.

UFHealthGator · Nov 15, 2019

Went from

yesterday to :whew:

today.

My sin was actually trusting the clowns to get this hire right. Never again. Hope they a relegated to football obscurity to the end of my days.

If anything this should be a wake up call to the morons running our recruiting to step it up NOW.

SeabeeGator · Nov 15, 2019

UFHealthGator said:
Went from yesterday to today.

My sin was actually trusting the clowns to get this hire right. Never again. Hope they a relegated to football obscurity to the end of my days.

If anything this should be a wake up call to the morons running our recruiting to step it up NOW.

You screwed up so bad you should part with some of your doctor money to support @oxrageous site. Consider it penance for aiding the mass hysteria.

Swamp Donkey · Nov 15, 2019

URGatorBait said:
I will say this...the fact that Bob hasn't shut it down entirely makes me cautious.

But I wonder if he isn't using the interest to advance other interests. Maybe a push for a more prominent role in the XFL?

Dude, Bob never shut it down. why should he? he got a pay raise every time some other coach got fired.

Swamp Donkey · Nov 15, 2019

gatormandan said:
I just talked to a source. He said that chump is on the hot seat at SC and will be fired at the end of season and his agent has reached out to the clowns that he is interested in the job. I hear both sides are very interested and a deal could be done soon. They have offered him 6 mil a year with a 5 year contract.

he does still have that beachfront home

Swamp Donkey · Nov 15, 2019

GatorFL said:
The only other coach to fail upwards the way the Chimp has is Kiffin. I wouldn't be surprised.

We need Spurrier and Fooley to get on the phone and give him another great recommendation.

FireFoley · Nov 15, 2019

URGatorBait said:
I will say this...the fact that Bob hasn't shut it down entirely makes me cautious.

But I wonder if he isn't using the interest to advance other interests. Maybe a push for a more prominent role in the XFL?

And what exactly would that be? The on field camera guy dressed in full hockey gear (so as not to get killed) chasing "He Hate Me" as he runs down the field to try and run over the on field strippers?

Ancient Reptile · Nov 15, 2019

An outstanding coach like Bob defuses criticism. Not sure that the Noles have full freedom of choice now. I mean, if they can offer that much money to bgb, they can offer it to Franklin or Haggins or Deion.

MJMGator · Nov 15, 2019

Ancient Reptile said:
An outstanding coach like Bob defuses criticism. Not sure that the Noles have full freedom of choice now. I mean, if they can offer that much money to bgb, they can offer it to Franklin or Haggins or Deion.

They didn’t offer sh*t. I’m sure they reached, he laughed at them and now they’re talking to Deion again.

Ancient Reptile · Nov 15, 2019

MJMGator said:
They didn’t offer sh*t. I’m sure they reached, he laughed at them and now they’re talking to Deion again.

This may be the one time perception actually matters.

Theologator · Nov 15, 2019

New f$u mascot:

SGG · Nov 15, 2019

Swamp Donkey said:
We need Spurrier and Fooley to get on the phone and give him another great recommendation.

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