Tua injured, career possibly over; military service penis-measuring

divits · Nov 16, 2019

Kind of busy. Skimmed through thread. So what I got so far was that Tua suffered a career/life ending injury when he dislocated his hip while measuring his 3 inch d!ck against some army and navy medics who like to kill people when they aren't saving them. In addition, many of our posters are also medics who like to shove tubes down people's throats and perform surgical procedures on people in ditches even if their chief complaint is that their skinny jeans are too tight. Also, Epstein didn't kill himself.

SeabeeGator · Nov 16, 2019

GatorInGeorgia said:
I can’t believe Saban still had Tua in the game when the injury occurred. I wonder what, if any, impact this has on Tua’s younger brother signing with Alabama?

2Q right? Still, up by a lot. Brutal injury, feel really bad for him. Hope it’s recoverable.

gardnerwebbgator · Nov 16, 2019

Ancient Reptile · Nov 17, 2019

SeabeeGator said:
I’ve never jumped in any puddles - never been on a ship - so you’re probably right. And being an instructor just means you had a shore tour - congrats on going home at 2 pm every day.

You saying that when you were in Gulfport you never participated in that Mud Run the Seabees hold? Plenty of puddles there. I thought all stand up Seabees participated

SeabeeGator · Nov 17, 2019

Ancient Reptile said:
You saying that when you were in Gulfport you never participated in that Mud Run the Seabees hold? Plenty of puddles there. I thought all stand up Seabees participated

I was deployed and in the field training both times they held it while I lived there. Really wanted to though. Pictures looked fun.

Captain Sasquatch · Nov 17, 2019

Lots of fragile egos in this thread.

GatorFL · Nov 17, 2019

I was reading about this a little bit last night and saw that Jacquez Green had the same injury in the 1995 NC game and he came back and finished his career and was a player in the NFL awhile.

Gator98MD · Nov 17, 2019

Thread title just keeps getting better

oxrageous · Nov 17, 2019

This isn't "career ending". Bo Jackson had the major hip problem because it wasn't given the prompt attention it should have. Tua will make a full recovery and be playing in a year.

Saying that, he can kiss goodbye being the first pick in the draft. However, I bet he still goes in the first 3 rounds.

-THE DUDE- · Nov 17, 2019

GatorFL said:
I was reading about this a little bit last night and saw that Jacquez Green had the same injury in the 1995 NC game and he came back and finished his career and was a player in the NFL awhile.

I remember that injury...looked awful

Malaka · Nov 17, 2019

MatthewM. said:
God this thread is an abortion

Since you brought it up, abortions should be part of medic protocol.

MADGator · Nov 17, 2019

MatthewM. said:
God this thread is an abortion

And exactly how is that different than most of them?

Alagator · Nov 17, 2019

GatorInGeorgia said:
I can’t believe Saban still had Tua in the game when the injury occurred. I wonder what, if any, impact this has on Tua’s younger brother signing with Alabama?

Pretty sure his brother is already a redshirt freshman at bama this year.

Gator By Marriage · Nov 17, 2019

divits said:
Kind of busy. Skimmed through thread. So what I got so far was that Tua suffered a career/life ending injury when he dislocated his hip while measuring his 3 inch d!ck against some army and navy medics who like to kill people when they aren't saving them. In addition, many of our posters are also medics who like to shove tubes down people's throats and perform surgical procedures on people in ditches even if their chief complaint is that their skinny jeans are too tight. Also, Epstein didn't kill himself.

You pretty much hit the high points.

GatorInGeorgia · Nov 17, 2019

Alagator said:
Pretty sure his brother is already a redshirt freshman at bama this year.

So you’re saying it has no impact on him signing with Bama? :lol:

Thanks for straightening me out on him already having signed. It was late and I misunderstood his brother’s HS graduation date when I googled it.

Scott512 · Nov 17, 2019

Durty South Swamp said:
Holee fook. I thought this was another of your trolling thread titles. Prayers for that kid. Awful.

Brutal. Hope it's not as bad as what happened to Bo Jackson. But that was also 30 years ago and medical science has come a long way since then. Tua does not rely on his legs the way Bo did.

Okeechobee Joe · Nov 17, 2019

It made a big difference in Tua's prognosis that there was an orthopedic surgeon present who was able to immediately reduce his hip dislocation right there on the field. The prognosis is much better with prompt versus delayed reduction of a hip dislocation.

cover2 · Nov 17, 2019

Like all I certainly hope for a complete recovery for the young man. As @GatorFL brought up, it was very reminiscent of Jaquez Green's hip dislocation, which he recovered from and went on to have a great career at UF with some time in the NFL. Wishing the same for the Bama signal caller.

Interesting the twists and turns this thread has taken. The big d!ck sparring should have come as no surprise as Ox himself essentially gave permission for the bastardization of the thread with his candid yet curiously timed confession...

oxrageous said:
I was in the Cub Scouts for a year in the mid-80's. Boom.

...adroitly highlighted by our own l'agent provocateur...

Durty South Swamp said:
he touched you, didn't he?

We learn so much more than just sports on a daily basis at GSMB. It is incredible and underscores that there is Chatter and all other Gator sites. Boom, indeed!

Lake Gator · Nov 17, 2019

cover2 said:
Interesting the twists and turns this thread has taken. The big d!ck sparring should have come as no surprise as Ox himself essentially gave permission for the bastardization of the thread with his candid yet curiously timed confession...

...adroitly highlighted by our own l'agent provocateur...

We learn so much more than just sports on a daily basis at GSMB. It is incredible and underscores that there is Chatter and all other Gator sites. Boom, indeed!

Some stuff I learn on here occupies valuable space in my limited memory bank. Unintended consequence.

Bushmaster · Nov 17, 2019

Durty South Swamp said:
yeah, funny but wrong. Medics right now can administrator all sorts of meds. Hell they can shoot you up with fetanyl if necessary.

My scout platoon used to have our medic perform tick checks daily of the bung hole and fromunda regions.

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