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Paula Shores live stand up routine is pretty good.
Carrot Top lives here in Winter Park. But I doubt his net worth is $75M. I see him around town. Barnes & Noble, Prato restraunt, and one day I looked out my office window and saw him driving by on a moped.
 

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Paula Shores live stand up routine is pretty good.
Carrot Top lives here in Winter Park. But I doubt his net worth is $75M. I see him around town. Barnes & Noble, Prato restraunt, and one day I looked out my office window and saw him driving by on a moped.

Years ago, I was at the Luxor in Vegas and saw Carrot Top was doing a stand up show there. On the sign he was all jacked up and creepy looking.

Needless to say, I went to the topless cabaret show instead.
 

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Looks like Willie opened up his own wine store here in Brooklyn. The name is fitting

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It's weird. I have heard rumors of gambling addiction and stuff like that, but who knows. You would think he killed a hooker an got away with it.

I've heard two issues: gambling & he banged a few (more than one) coed when he was at Arizona State (as their OC). He was 31, 32, 33 or so when he was at ASU, so I could see him hooking up w/ a coed. Not sure why that's an issue. Dana Holgersen has had the gambling/drinking reputation for years and landed two head coaching gigs. Lane Kiffin banged coeds at Tennessee and USC (and I'm sure at FAU).
 

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Paula Shores live stand up routine is pretty good.
Carrot Top lives here in Winter Park. But I doubt his net worth is $75M. I see him around town. Barnes & Noble, Prato restraunt, and one day I looked out my office window and saw him driving by on a moped.

$75 million comes up on multiple different sites - and I agree w/ you, I have my doubts.

This is a fun site to just punch in different celebrities (there's a few coaches that will come up). I'm sure the accuracy is questionable:

Carrot Top Net Worth | Celebrity Net Worth

Carrot Top net worth and salary: Carrot Top is an American comedian and actor who has a net worth of $75 million. Born Scott Thompson in Cocoa Beach, Florida, Carrot Top grew up in Florida and earned a degree in Marketing from Florida Atlantic University, where he began his amateur stand-up career as a freshman performing at open-mic nights. He later worked a variety of jobs as he honed his act, and eventually became the most popular stand-up comedian on college campuses across the United States; in 1993, he became the first person to simultaneously be voted both Performer of the Year and Comedian of the Year by the National Association of Campus Activities. Success on the stand-up circuit led to roles on television and in films, including spots on Reno 911!, Scrubs, a recurring role on the remade Hollywood Squares, and a portion of the comedy documentary The Aristocrats. He has also appeared on a number of special-event shows, such as Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular, Gene Simmons: The Family Jewels, and Criss Angel Mindfreak. Since 2008, Carrot Top has performed fifteen weeks per year at the Luxor Las Vegas, the venue of his comedy hero George Carlin, in addition to many other comedy shows and televised events. Carrot Top has appeared in several movies including So I Married an Axe Murderer, Chairman of the Board, Dennis the Menace Strikes Again, Pauly Shore Is Dead, Swearnet: The Movie, and Sharknado: The 4th Awakens. Carrot Top won an American Comedy Award for Funniest Male Stand-Up Comic in 1994. He was nominated for a Razzie Award in 1999 for Worst New Star for Chairman of the Board. He is known for his use of props in comedy as well as his self-deprecating humor and his bright red hair. His swim coach called him Carrot Top as a kid and the name stuck.
 

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I don't know that he's not a good coach, because he's done fairly well everywhere he's been. The biggest issue with him is no ties to SE recruiting and not a big enough name to walk into a home and change that the way someone like Meyer could. To me, he's in a perfect spot because it's a midwest, blue-collar area job, and because I think he thrives on the underdog role. He wouldn't have either of those angles at fsu. Personally, think Usc would be a mistake for him as well.

That said, after enduring 3 years of ridicule from noles about McElwain's teeth, it'd be nice to see the shoe on the other foot for a little while.

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His tooth’s are white. No even close to butters!
 

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I've heard two issues: gambling & he banged a few (more than one) coed when he was at Arizona State (as their OC). He was 31, 32, 33 or so when he was at ASU, so I could see him hooking up w/ a coed. Not sure why that's an issue. Dana Holgersen has had the gambling/drinking reputation for years and landed two head coaching gigs. Lane Kiffin banged coeds at Tennessee and USC (and I'm sure at FAU).
alabama too... joey freshwater baby.
 

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Didn't he bang Saban's daughter? (all kidding aside)
There was internet chatter about that but i seriously doubt it. Saban's daughter is not attractive at all, and from many alabama students accounts, shes a seriously entitled btch as well. We may not like ol lane but he's a good looking, charasmatic dude with a boatload of money. If he was pulling coeds, theyd be of the top shelf variety. Ever seen his ex wife? Smoke show... and a gator :facepalm:
 
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First mention I've seen of Jack Del Rio, though. He's currently working as an analyst at ESPN. Being a USC alum I'm sure he would much prefer that job, if it comes open and is offered to him.
It won't be. The fact that he's a garbage coach will have something to do with that.
 

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My goodness. Fat arms, pasty white and a worse receding hairline than her father.

Fat arms are always a definite no for me. I mean if she's so damn lazy she has to use a stroller instead of carrying babies properly in her arms to keep them in shape, why should I bother?:dunno:
 

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Fat arms are always a definite no for me. I mean if she's so damn lazy she has to use a stroller instead of carrying babies properly in her arms to keep them in shape, why should I bother?:dunno:

A better question: who in their right mind impregnated that wildebeest?
 

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Y’all both act like you’ve never laid up with a monster out of desperation.

Desperation no, but I will admit I did take pity on one once and gave her what she wanted. What can I say? I'm a helluva guy.:proud:
 

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