FSU hires Cornrow Norvell from bottom feeder Memphis

Durty South Swamp

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That’s hilarious. Boulder has its own weird hipster, beta male style. Dress homeless with a unkempt beard and man bun. Easiest way to tell the difference between them and a real homeless person is a) the generally have one of those fragrant beard products on and B) somewhere in the homeless looking attire is a Patagonia, North Face, etc. product.
Colorado has its own version, but they are a bit more granola as the hippie/stoner homeless crowd is rapidly infiltrating. Very sad, such a beautiful state and nice cities that will eventually become fully infected by druggies and street sh*tters.
 

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Colorado has its own version, but they are a bit more granola as the hippie/stoner homeless crowd is rapidly infiltrating. Very sad, such a beautiful state and nice cities that will eventually become fully infected by druggies and street sh*tters.
You couldn’t be more accurate with this. Having lived in Denver for 2 and a half years recently, I can tell you the city is already overrun with these types, plus the ones who have to take their gd emotional support animal everywhere they go.

@SeabeeGator nailed his description of Boulder, too. It’s Denver, just on a smaller scale and not nearly as much crime.
 

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You couldn’t be more accurate with this. Having lived in Denver for 2 and a half years recently, I can tell you the city is already overrun with these types, plus the ones who have to take their gd emotional support animal everywhere they go.

@SeabeeGator nailed his description of Boulder, too. It’s Denver, just on a smaller scale and not nearly as much crime.
I know. Ive spent extensive time throughout Colorado, both before and after it became mecca for granola eating hippies. Homeless are all over the place now, even in Springs. I had plans to have a retirement home in that area for a while but that has changed. Will be setting up shop in southern wyoming instead. Same natural landscape and weather but without the druggies, squatters, and idiot politicians making crazy laws and taking all your money.
 

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You couldn’t be more accurate with this. Having lived in Denver for 2 and a half years recently, I can tell you the city is already overrun with these types, plus the ones who have to take their gd emotional support animal everywhere they go.

@SeabeeGator nailed his description of Boulder, too. It’s Denver, just on a smaller scale and not nearly as much crime.

yep- I moved to Denver a couple of years ago. Y’all are spot on. My son lives in Longmont and routinely rags on the hipsters just south of him.

Now... who’s up for some more Clown bashing?!?
 

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Colorado has its own version, but they are a bit more granola as the hippie/stoner homeless crowd is rapidly infiltrating. Very sad, such a beautiful state and nice cities that will eventually become fully infected by druggies and street sh*tters.
He folks here blame Californians.... for everything. I thought folks in the South hated Californians but its nothing compared to here. I guess they have to deal with the transplants more frequently.

I do like the granola type, for the most part. Harmless and like to enjoy life. Spend all their money on outdoors equipment and clothes because they rarely stay inside. Not the worst way to be.
 

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yep- I moved to Denver a couple of years ago. Y’all are spot on. My son lives in Longmont and routinely rags on the hipsters just south of him.

Now... who’s up for some more Clown bashing?!?
Longmont, Louisville, Lafayette, Arvada... Those are the places to move right now. Still not insanely expensive but not as much craziness. Fort Collins wouldn’t be bad either from the little I’ve seen of it.

@Durty South Swamp WY looks cool - haven’t been up there yet. Utah isn’t bad either. Just have to figure out where those Californians aren’t moving and target that.
 

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I find it hilarious that moronic millenials think:

1: Ok Boomer is somehow the ultimate slam.

2: Everyone who doesnt wear skinnyjeans or rock a flannelsexual haircut is a Boomer, not us. (You get Corch, Dan and AR, maybe.)

Hint: our (meaning most of this websites demographics) parents were Boomers.

Hint 2: get a fulltime job.
Had no idea what was being talked about until your first hint. Thanks.
 

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^ Oops, not so fast...according to The Arkansas Democrat, the above report from FootballScoop.com is fake news:

No surprise that the news of University of Arkansas officials meeting with Memphis Coach Mike Norvell was wrong.

Arkansas Athletic Director Hunter Yurachek has not met with Norvell, nor has anyone from the UA Athletic Department.

Seems the news planted with the website Football Scoop was fake.

According to the website, Norvell had met Thursday morning with someone from the UA Athletic Department, but that is being strongly denied by UA officials.

Norvell reportedly turned down the Ole Miss job almost two years ago.

It has been reported he was up for the Florida job almost two years ago, but his name was dropped from their process.

The University of Florida does not hire head hunters to find coaches. They have coaches vetted.

Norvell, 38, played football at the University of Central Arkansas and has led the Memphis Tigers to a 9-1 record this season.

Kind of an odd little random interjection there, to point out that UF has coaches vetted. Is it just me, or are they insinuating that we dropped Norvell from our coaching search because of something that turned up in the vetting?

Dead hooker
 

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He's got a bit of that. But at least the dude grew up knowing how to shoot a gun and change a flat. He grew up rural. The flannelsexuals are the ones that call triple A for a battery jump because they are scared of electrocution and arent sure what color to connect the positive end to.

So a little male toughness, huh?

Should serve him well while he’s locked up.
 

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Apologies for barging in on the coffee klatch, but FSU is nuts if it doesn’t grab Norvell. I think they will.
 

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So take that look, add in a ridiculously thick, likely overdone southern accent and limited knowledge of football and what do you have?

Marty Smith.

He, his co host and anyone involved in that show should be arrested.
Marty smith is gayer than that crissley knows best guy.
 

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