FSU hires Cornrow Norvell from bottom feeder Memphis

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True story...when my kids were little, we had a female yellow lab named Sally and a black and tan dachshund named Buster. Sally came into heat and the kids and I drove up in the yard as Sally was lying down to let Buster do his thing. When I yelled at them, she stood up and Buster just dangled, swinging back and forth and yelping in pain. My son c2 Jr. was 8 and he was yelling "Dad, what are they doing? Are they fighting?" My daughter was 5 and her remark was "Boy, I'll bet those'll be some funny looking puppies!" To this day, 15 years later, I don't know how she knew and her brother didn't. They also thought it was hilarious when I got out the water hose to get them separated.
I had a very similiar incident, in high school at a friend's house w a girlfriend and mom came home early.
 

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Bet that water hose was a b!tch!
I ACTUALLY have a water hose story too!

It wasn't me this time, it was my friend being sneaky and was just look out/waiting. I did have to boost him up to the second floor window. Damn sprinkler comes on and of course, in my alcohol induced state of mind, thought wrestling with the water hose was the proper thing to do, apparently in hopes of tying off the mofo. Results as expected. Apparently it wasnt as stealthy and quiet as I imagine either.

It was a football coaches daughter. What he would have done if he had caught him. Or me just for knowing/helping.
 
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we never spoke about her youthful indiscretions.
Nor should you have. She was entitled to her personal life and if she wasn't going to kiss and tell, it was none of anyone else's business!
On a serious note, sorry for your loss. My Lab is coming up on 13 and Mrs. G will be a wreck when that dog goes to the Happy Hunting Ground.
 

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Nor should you have. She was entitled to her personal life and if she wasn't going to kiss and tell, it was none of anyone else's business!
On a serious note, sorry for your loss. My Lab is coming up on 13 and Mrs. G will be a wreck when that dog goes to the Happy Hunting Ground.
My missus had a tough time when Sally departed. Much worse than the Nole$ when they realized their affirmative action hire was a dud (keeping on topic).
 

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I lost 3 of my best friends over a one year period. All were rescues that were extremely loyal and it just broke my heart. It was all age related. Man can you grow attached to these guys. They are better than most people.
 

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Did they have her spayed??
Im pretty sure John's mother was already spayed. She was damn sure nuts and we blamed the lack of ovaries. Of course, she did find me and my GF on her bed so... she had every right to go a little crazy that night.
 

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Hahaha!!! This is gold! I'd die from laughter if somehow, someway, in all of this, Slowdell gets his feelings hurt and tells them to f*ck off when they can't hire anyone else and reluctantly try to give it to him in an effort to stop the bleeding.

You know he's just sitting there thinking, "these motherf*ckers"... :lol:
 

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Norvell's agent is Jimmy Sexton. He is known for getting every penny his client wants. He is pitting Ole Piss and Fsux against one another. The fact that this kind of info leaked is monumentally embarrassing. They are going to get fleeced and all for a coach who won't ever get them back in a title hunt.
 

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