Game Reset: Re-ranking the top 5 coaches

Swamp Donkey

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Who was our third pick?

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Stoops, of course, and two Oregon refugees.

 

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Stoops, of course, and two Oregon refugees.

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As often as you misspell, I can’t tell if you mean the Pac-12 team or the LSU coach.

 

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Are we talking Mullinz or McElstain? I cant tell the difference myself most of the time.

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Are you actually trying to equate the faux success of BBQ-boy to the last two years under Mullen?

Really?

 

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itsgr82bag8r said:

Are you actually trying to equate the faux success of BBQ-boy to the last two years under Mullen?

Really?

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He’s feeling extra trolly today.

 

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itsgr82bag8r said:

Are you actually trying to equate the faux success of BBQ-boy to the last two years under Mullen?

Really?

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well it was certainly was faux success but the other guy has no success.

 

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Swamp Donkey

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He’s feeling extra trolly today.

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No, Im feeling like Im tired of being owned by Ugly which is even more embarrassing given how much they suck.

 

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As often as you misspell, I can’t tell if you mean the Pac-12 team or the LSU coach.

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You're correct. I should properly spell the corndog coach as Ogre.

I really don't have any explanation for my actions.

 

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No, Im feeling like Im tired of being owned by Ugly which is even more embarrassing given how much they suck.

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Glad we reversed the trend with Noles. Dan needs to address Dawgs ASAP. Still, future finally starting to look bright.

 

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You're correct. I should properly spell the corndog coach as Ogre.

I really don't have any explanation for my actions.

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Or Orgy.

 

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It always comes back to Georgia. It’s going to get mighty ugly in Gatorville if we lose to them in 2020.

 

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Or Orgy.

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I don't even want to think about that.

Imagine the grunting noises. I can barely understand his "speech" on a normal day.

 

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It always comes back to Georgia. It’s going to get mighty ugly in Gatorville if we lose to them in 2020.

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Hmmm.... a glimpse of realism from 78 huh?

 

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Hmmm.... a glimpse of realism from 78 huh?

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For an old relic out to pasture, I can still hit my stride every now and then.

 

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Are we talking Mullinz or McElstain? I cant tell the difference myself most of the time.

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We’ll just add it to the long list of the things you can’t tell.

 

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I'll entertain it when Mullen wins his fvvking division once in his 11 years as a head coach.

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Seriously...the guy has never won dick as a head coach but he's top 5?

BUWAHAHAHAHA.

Is this swamp gas?

 

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Is this list the best "coach" or the best College Football HC, which includes being the GM?

 

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Which of these coaches listed if hired instead of Mullen would have won a championship last year? This year? That’s your fvvcking list.

Win the bowl game and we’re 21-5 with 2 NY6 bowl wins, top 6 finishes and what might be a top 5 recruiting class. The margin for improvement over that is minuscule.

Who you got? Saban, Dabo? With or without the bags?

Jimbo? Are you fvvcking kidding me?

 

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Seriously...the guy has never won dick as a head coach but he's top 5?

BUWAHAHAHAHA.

Is this swamp gas?

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No, it’s a discussion to entertain the possibility and invite others, yourself included, to insert Nos. 1-5.

So who ya got?

 

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Which of these coaches listed if hired instead of Mullen would have won a championship last year? This year? That’s your fvvcking list.

Win the bowl game and we’re 21-5 with 2 NY6 bowl wins, top 6 finishes and what might be a top 5 recruiting class. The margin for improvement over that is minuscule.

Who you got? Saban, Dabo? With or without the bags?

Jimbo? Are you fvvcking kidding me?

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Wow, Marine kicking up some dust. Love it!

 

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alcoholica said:

Is this list the best "coach" or the best College Football HC, which includes being the GM?

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Good question. I’d say the latter. We’re a results-driven board. But I think I know what you were angling for.