FSU hires Cornrow Norvell from bottom feeder Memphis

AnObfuscator · Dec 8, 2019

BMF said:

gatormandan · Dec 8, 2019

BMF said:

Classic!

5-Star Finger · Dec 8, 2019

I heard the billionaire bailout story was rubbish and that the majority of the money came from donations previously allocated for athletic facility upgrades and was heavily supplemented by local businesses that were in real danger of going under if the fall off in revenue continued - as it dates back to the end of the Jimbo era. Basically they have mortgaged their future on this hire. There is no net.

Ancient Reptile · Dec 8, 2019

Somebody start a thread on the best and worst of these HC hirings.

NVGator · Dec 8, 2019

LagoonGator68 said:
It was canceled months ago and they had already spent the money before the buyout....Spanx lady made an exception out of embarrassment.

You keep throwing out this about Blakely, aka Spanx Lady, but that’s been debunked multiple times.

ThreatMatrix · Dec 8, 2019

The Lateral Move said:
Forgive my ignorance but wtf is Spanx lady?

FSU Alum, inventor of Spanx. Supposed billionaire who allegedly paid for Taggert's buyout.

NVGator · Dec 8, 2019

ThreatMatrix said:
FSU Alum, inventor of Spanx. Supposed billionaire who allegedly paid for Taggert's buyout.

She’s a Billionaire, not supposed, but had nothing to do with Taggert’s buyout.

She’s hot as well, FWIW.

ThreatMatrix · Dec 8, 2019

NVGator said:
She’s a Billionaire, not supposed, but had nothing to do with Taggert’s buyout.

She’s hot as well, FWIW.

Unless I see her tax returns she's supposed.
Hot as hell is a stretch. Fckable at best. Plus she's almost 50.

GatorInGeorgia · Dec 8, 2019

The Lateral Move said:
Forgive my ignorance but wtf is Spanx lady?

78 said:
She’s fat and has no panty lines. Beyond that, your guess is as good as mine.

Well she’s definitely not fat, she pretty good looking and she’s a billionaire. She can Spanx me and/or my mini me (not really mini, just being humble) anytime she wants.

Sara Blakely - Wikipedia

NVGator · Dec 8, 2019

ThreatMatrix said:
Unless I see her tax returns she's supposed.
Hot as hell is a stretch. Fckable at best. Plus she's almost 50.

1.1 to be exact.

Sara Blakely

78 · Dec 8, 2019

She’s 50, rich, hot, sells spanx and Threat finds her marginally f*ckable even though she’s 50 and wears spanx in bed.

I’m taking notes.

NVGator · Dec 8, 2019

78 said:
She’s 50, rich, hot, sells spanx and Threat finds her marginally f*ckable even though she’s 50 and wears spanx in bed.

I’m taking notes.

49 in February.

soflagator · Dec 8, 2019

78 said:
She’s 50, rich, hot, sells spanx and Threat finds her marginally f*ckable even though she’s 50 and wears spanx in bed.

I’m taking notes.

Man face. Let’s add that in there as well. Face looks like a mid 40’s, male architect named Blair.

78 · Dec 8, 2019

Here she is modeling spanx. Who wants some?

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Gator By Marriage · Dec 8, 2019

ThreatMatrix said:
Unless I see her tax returns she's supposed.
Hot as hell is a stretch. Fckable at best. Plus she's almost 50.

Using that standard, Bill Gates and Warren Buffet are supposed as well. Per Forbes she’s a billionaire. Even if she’s not, she is wealthy as hell and richer than any of us. I do agree with you on her looks. I’ve seen her in person and she’s OK, but I wouldn’t say hot. Nice figure, especially for her age.

78 · Dec 8, 2019

This has to be a new low for FSU. Its football hiring news is overshadowed by a middle-aged woman who sells a lot of spanx.

CapitalGator02 · Dec 8, 2019

78 said:
Here she is modeling spanx. Who wants some?

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This is what she looks like without Spanx

gatordad3 · Dec 9, 2019

ThreatMatrix said:
Unless I see her tax returns she's supposed.
Hot as hell is a stretch. Fckable at best. Plus she's almost 50.

You like 'em older?

Swamp Donkey · Dec 9, 2019

gatordad3 said:
You like 'em older?

Please, if that were some lard ass old dude with no hair on his head and fur poking up from his back through his neck hole, there would still be a thousand hot chicks lined up to bang and chase a billionaire. And no one would think anything of it or say a thing.

Maybe he likes rich chicks. So what.

AnObfuscator · Dec 9, 2019

Swamp Donkey said:
Please, if that were some lard ass old dude with no hair on his head and fur poking up from his back through his neck hole, there would still be a thousand hot chicks lined up to bang and chase a billionaire. And no one would think anything of it or say a thing.

Maybe he likes rich chicks. So what.

This might be the most sane thing you've ever said.

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