Dan Mullen-to-Cowboys rumors picking up steam

Who landed the best new SEC coach?

  • Arkansas (Sam Pittman)

    Votes: 11 8.6%
  • Missouri (Eli Drinkwitz)

    Votes: 33 25.8%
  • Ole Miss (Lane Kiffin)

    Votes: 84 65.6%

  • Total voters
    128

Atlgator98

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I hate fake passion and Mullen has plenty of it. He likes to troll with his twitter but he can't squash this in minutes, to keep the program completely on track. You never had to worry about that with SOS and Urbs passion damn near killed him. This is nothing more than a high paying job to Mullen.
Expand on this more please. It’s fascinating. I’d love to hear some facts or data to support this :scratchhead:
 

Atlgator98

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So you want facts and data on passion?
You've got me, I have no idea what to say.
Shocking.

A story you read, anecdote you heard, run-in with him at the grocery store, indication from a player, premonition while sleeping, voices in your head, phone call from his aunts neighbor’s nephew, your horoscope. Anything to indicate CDM’s passion for being the head coach at Florida is fake or contrived. I’m genuinely interested in your take here, because I’ve seen the exact opposite. Perhaps I’m not paying close enough attention.
 

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The other night I dreamed I had a painful zit on my inner thigh, and when I squeezed it, a feather came out. Each successive squeeze pushed out more of the feather until I could remove the whole thing. Once it was out I used it to tickle my wife. Yes, it was a bizarre dream but not as bizarre as thinking Dan Mullen is gonna coach the Dallas Cowboys.
 

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Some of you must never post sober.....


Snowball meet Hell...

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I will cut your azz.

And we are going to have a rough year next year regardless.

Our schedule will be as easy as it’s ever going to get. LSU and uga should be the only games we might lose. LSU is at home against the ogre with no Burrow...I like our chances
 

Atlgator98

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The other night I dreamed I had a painful zit on my inner thigh, and when I squeezed it, a feather came out. Each successive squeeze pushed out more of the feather until I could remove the whole thing. Once it was out I used it to tickle my wife. Yes, it was a bizarre dream but not as bizarre as thinking Dan Mullen is gonna coach the Dallas Cowboys.
Did your wife enjoy it? Just asking for a friend. He might try it later.
 

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The other night I dreamed I had a painful zit on my inner thigh, and when I squeezed it, a feather came out. Each successive squeeze pushed out more of the feather until I could remove the whole thing. Once it was out I used it to tickle my wife. Yes, it was a bizarre dream but not as bizarre as thinking Dan Mullen is gonna coach the Dallas Cowboys.
Why do you have thoughts of zits on your inner thigh? Outer thigh I could understand. Inner thigh makes me think you have some chafing or skinny jeans. You wear skinny jeans a la @Slevin?
 

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Ask some questions of the old-timers about an asparagus thread...:goon:

Hint - Asparapee...

Epic thread that began with some poster asking a dumb football question. Turned to guitar wax and asparapee. Can you believe it’s been 10 years this month?

:lol:
 

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