Dan Mullen-to-Cowboys rumors picking up steam

Born2beagator · Dec 10, 2019

Zambo said:
The other night I dreamed I had a painful zit on my inner thigh, and when I squeezed it, a feather came out. Each successive squeeze pushed out more of the feather until I could remove the whole thing. Once it was out I used it to tickle my wife. Yes, it was a bizarre dream but not as bizarre as thinking Dan Mullen is gonna coach the Dallas Cowboys.

Arousing

RocketCityGator · Dec 10, 2019

Zambo said:
The other night I dreamed I had a painful zit on my inner thigh, and when I squeezed it, a feather came out. Each successive squeeze pushed out more of the feather until I could remove the whole thing. Once it was out I used it to tickle my wife. Yes, it was a bizarre dream but not as bizarre as thinking Dan Mullen is gonna coach the Dallas Cowboys.

Dang dude, have you ever considered a career in writing? Horror, fantasy, etc.

Spurdog98 · Dec 10, 2019

SeabeeGator said:
Don’t normally agree with you but you’re spot on here. I don’t see how CDM translates to the pros - at all.

Yes

Bushmaster · Dec 10, 2019

Zambo said:
The other night I dreamed I had a painful zit on my inner thigh, and when I squeezed it, a feather came out. Each successive squeeze pushed out more of the feather until I could remove the whole thing. Once it was out I used it to tickle my wife. Yes, it was a bizarre dream but not as bizarre as thinking Dan Mullen is gonna coach the Dallas Cowboys.

Words have not been invented yet to describe my reaction to this. Ox doesnt have an emoticon either.

Thick&ThinG8r · Dec 10, 2019

Atlgator98 said:
Shocking.

A story you read, anecdote you heard, run-in with him at the grocery store, indication from a player, premonition while sleeping, voices in your head, phone call from his aunts neighbor’s nephew, your horoscope. Anything to indicate CDM’s passion for being the head coach at Florida is fake or contrived. I’m genuinely interested in your take here, because I’ve seen the exact opposite. Perhaps I’m not paying close enough attention.

A coach with true passion doesn't troll the 13,000 days bullsh!!t then months later on game week against that same team say you treat all the games the same.
A coach with real passion demotes or flat out fires coaches that are not pulling their weight. And he damn sure doesn't let a story like this fester while he angles for a raise for himself and the same coaches that can't sign a safety to save their lives.
Are we a thousand times better off with Mullen than we were with butters? hell yeah but, to think he brings what SOS and Meyer did to the program is foolish.

Swamp Donkey · Dec 10, 2019

Thick&ThinG8r said:
A coach with true passion does troll the 13,000 days bullsh!!t then months later on game week against that same team say you treat all the games the same.

Or quits in the fourth quarter and trades 7 mins grinding out running plays for 7 points then brags about a "close loss."

I guarantee you that SOS was always fvkking pissed after a loss, especially to those asslickers. CUM put the score loin the lockerroom and made players watch year clips of those ass lickers celebrating all year long.
I doubt he slept for days.

Dorky Dan is just proud of a Lane Kiffin-like moral victory.

It is loser talk. He will never win shyt.

oxrageous · Dec 10, 2019

Thick&ThinG8r said:
A coach with true passion doesn't troll the 13,000 days bullsh!!t then months later on game week against that same team say you treat all the games the same.
A coach with real passion demotes or flat out fires coaches that are not pulling their weight. And he damn sure doesn't let a story like this fester while he angles for a raise for himself and the same coaches that can't sign a safety to save their lives.
Are we a thousand times better off with Mullen than we were with butters? hell yeah but, to think he brings what SOS and Meyer did to the program is foolish.

Slevin · Dec 10, 2019

Honestly if Mullen left I wouldn’t care because I’d be confident in us getting Meyer to come back. And it would happen quickly

Swamp Donkey · Dec 10, 2019

Slevin said:
Honestly if Mullen left I wouldn’t care because I’d be confident in us getting Meyer to come back. And it would happen quickly

fischerwood · Dec 10, 2019

Sec14Gator said:

He looked like a deer in the headlights during the game against Okie Saturday

fischerwood · Dec 10, 2019

gatorfan81 said:
I like broccoli

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78 · Dec 10, 2019

The trolls troll to troll and those who aren’t trolls become trolls to troll the trolls.

We’re a board of trolls. :lol:

Sec14Gator · Dec 10, 2019

fischerwood said:
He looked like a deer in the headlights during the game against Okie Saturday

The championship game where he took a CFP participant to overtime while coaching Baylor? Baylor being the powerhouse that went 1-11 just two years ago and had a legitimately decimated roster against one of the top 8-10 rosters, talent wise, in the country? Sure. Pure deer in headlights while nearly getting that same Baylor team into the playoff. If you say so.

He also coached Temple to back to back 10 win seasons. Temple.

It doesn’t matter because this story about Mullen is nonsense. But someone asked (and always does), who would you want and suggested there was no one good who could move up a step. He’d be at the top of my list. I’m glad FSU didn’t go after/land him.

fischerwood · Dec 10, 2019

Sec14Gator said:
The championship game where he took a CFP participant to overtime while coaching Baylor? Baylor being the powerhouse that went 1-11 just two years ago and had a legitimately decimated roster against one of the top 8-10 rosters, talent wise, in the country? Sure. Pure deer in headlights while nearly getting that same Baylor team into the playoff. If you say so.

He also coached Temple to back to back 10 win seasons. Temple.

It doesn’t matter because this story about Mullen is nonsense. But someone asked (and always does), who wouldn’t you want and suggested there was no one good who could move up a step. He’d be at the top of my list. I’m glad FSU didn’t go after/land him.

Well played sir

Ancient Reptile · Dec 10, 2019

Sec14Gator said:
The championship game where he took a CFP participant to overtime while coaching Baylor? Baylor being the powerhouse that went 1-11 just two years ago and had a legitimately decimated roster against one of the top 8-10 rosters, talent wise, in the country? Sure. Pure deer in headlights while nearly getting that same Baylor team into the playoff. If you say so.

He also coached Temple to back to back 10 win seasons. Temple.

It doesn’t matter because this story about Mullen is nonsense. But someone asked (and always does), who wouldn’t you want and suggested there was no one good who could move up a step. He’d be at the top of my list. I’m glad FSU didn’t go after/land him.

Is back to back ten win seasons good?

Swamp Donkey · Dec 10, 2019

Ancient Reptile said:
Is back to back ten win seasons good?

At Temple, when every team you play has more talent? Yes.

At UF where you play 9 teams with worse (mostly much worse) talent? No.

TheDouglas78 · Dec 10, 2019

Bruce Feldman who covers College Football says a rumor on the Rich Eisen show and now the Dallas Cowboys are interested... or did Mullen's agent throw some schit out there and it made a little sense because Mullen coached Dak in College football so well that teams thought he was a running quarterback not worth a pre-fourth round pick (which people thought was a reach by the Cowboys at the time).

Just sounds like a load of schit.

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