UF's Football Facilities - Finally begins (on lacrosse)

Lake Gator · Dec 9, 2019

SeabeeGator said:
Track tennis and gymnastics too.

Aren't cheerleaders considered athletes as well?

SeabeeGator · Dec 9, 2019

Lake Gator said:
Aren't cheerleaders considered athletes as well?

I’m guessing the football players would. Dance team too.

Swamp Donkey · Dec 10, 2019

ThreatMatrix said:
I hope Foley's casket leaks.

Oh... Im pissing on it.

Minister of Information · Dec 10, 2019

GatorJ said:
I don’t know if anybody watched this – but that complex looks bad ass.

I’ll see your complimentary nonalcoholic maitais and raise you in pool blackjack & 6 caged gogo dancers in the weight room.

Minister of Information · Dec 10, 2019

ThreatMatrix said:
The women's basketball team in bikini's isn't helping to land any recruits.

Any coed with C cups or greater and a 0.7 or lower waist to hip ratio should be allowed free admission into the pool area and free cocktails for the entire academic year provided they take at least three turns in the Malaysian spinf uck basket during the weekend of the football banquet.

Swamp Donkey · Dec 10, 2019

Minister of Information said:
Any coed with C cups or greater and a 0.7 or lower waist to hip ratio .

Ive heard that perhaps some of our players might like some thickems

oxrageous · Dec 11, 2019

Kiffin's pathetic office at FAU is still better than the one at UF.

SeabeeGator · Dec 11, 2019

oxrageous said:
Kiffin's pathetic office at FAU is still better than the one at UF.

dude didn’t even rate executive level furniture. And look at those carpet squares... :barfaway:

oxrageous · Dec 11, 2019

SeabeeGator said:
dude didn’t even rate executive level furniture. And look at those carpet squares...

That's the kind of particle-board furniture you get at Staples, along with the $79 faux-leather office chair. :lol:

And it's STILL better than Mullen's office.

Swamp Donkey · Dec 12, 2019

oxrageous said:
That's the kind of particle-board furniture you get at Staples, along with the $79 faux-leather office chair.

And it's STILL better than Mullen's office.

I actually can't find it. We apparently don't allow photos, which is obviously a good idea. Here's the best I can find.

Im not sure about that. The crappy wood looks right but I don't remember the rest.

This actually looks more like it, I remember the horrific wallpaper in parts and drop ceiling:

Im not sure about this. His "executive conference room"? Same shytty wallpaper.

78 · Dec 12, 2019

That pic of Erin and Dan looks very awkward. They’re locked in arms and yet look at the distance between their bodies, as if she’s afraid of a sideways pass.

Swamp Donkey · Dec 12, 2019

78 said:
That pic of Erin and Dan looks very awkward. They’re locked in arms and yet look at the distance between their bodies, as if she’s afraid of a sideways pass.

Or Dan is afraid of his wife.

alcoholica · Dec 12, 2019

recording studio in the new facility.

alcoholica · Dec 12, 2019

Swamp Donkey said:
Or Dan is afraid of his wife.

probably just more afraid of some hot p*ssy

Swamp Donkey · Dec 13, 2019

Hey, I forgot to mention, the dingy looking wall paper and drop ceiling looks like a UPS warehouse but at least they don't have carpet squares this time.

Moving on up!

Minister of Information · Dec 13, 2019

78 said:
That pic of Erin and Dan looks very awkward. They’re locked in arms and yet look at the distance between their bodies, as if she’s afraid of a sideways pass.

Hidden hover hand 4 sure.

Dan, is that wood in your pocket or are you just happy to see Erin?

5-Star Finger · Dec 13, 2019

Swamp Donkey said:
Or Dan is afraid of his wife.

We have a winner. I had better be able to fit a Bible between me and Erin Andrews if I'm ever hugging on her. In most things Mrs. Finger has a heart of gold, but that doesn't mean she won't cut you.

gatormandan · Dec 13, 2019

5-Star Finger said:
We have a winner. I had better be able to fit a Bible between me and Erin Andrews if I'm ever hugging on her. In most things Mrs. Finger has a heart of gold, but that doesn't mean she won't cut you.

Would it be ok to just see what she smells like?

5-Star Finger · Dec 13, 2019

gatormandan said:
Would it be ok to just see what she smells like?

Not if I was URG's size.

Gator By Marriage · Dec 13, 2019

Swamp Donkey said:
I actually can't find it. We apparently don't allow photos, which is obviously a good idea. Here's the best I can find.

Im not sure about that. The crappy wood looks right but I don't remember the rest.

This actually looks more like it, I remember the horrific wallpaper in parts and drop ceiling:

Im not sure about this. His "executive conference room"? Same shytty wallpaper.

And, horrors, a faux oriental rug!

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