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    Kids these days will never know….

    We didn't have the mat.
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    Kids these days will never know….

    Luckily, you have a box of tissues on your nightstand. Unluckily, you also have a jar of Vicks.
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    Kids these days will never know….

    It persisted until the look started getting men more attention from other men than from women, then the shorts got long and baggy until we ended up with Arkansas and Michigan's basketball trunks.
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    The "your mom" thread

    When the fluffer is doing most of the work, it's cheating.
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    Kids these days will never know….

    https://tenor.com/bLuGT.gif
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    Wednesday worsts….That’s how the fight began

    Make it 100. Barbara Eden is a Swifty, for crying out cornflakes. There's definitely more acting in soccer than in baseball.
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    Wednesday worsts….That’s how the fight began

    Make it calm your ass down to give it an extra kick.
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    Do you think music is getting worse?

    AI would be interesting writing music as long as humans continued to arrange, perform, and record it without overproducing it. We've squeezed out so much of what is possible that it's becoming difficult to come up with anything new, and that's where AI could help. It could even give new...
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    Important question for you

    Gaines-Burgers? Those were for meals, not just treats.
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    Old Games to Rewatch over Summer

    That kinda creates a challenge. 2015 Tennessee and Ole Miss were pretty good when we had Will Grier at QB. 2016 LSU was downright satisfying after their dick of an AD stole our turn to host the game. 2012 FSU was good except for letting them score on the last play of the game. 2010 UGA was an...
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    Tuesday Favorites.....Patriotic Songs

    I can't even begin to imagine what a feat putting this together must have been. The reason was dumb, but the execution was incredible.
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    Random, sometimes funny, gif and post padding thread #5

    They're pining for the fjords!
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    Welcome to the New 16 Team SEC

    I wanted to see Bama get up and knee Texas in the family jewels.
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    Pouncey Twin weight loss after NFL

    Your heart and lungs stop growing when you reach adulthood. They don't get bigger to compensate for all that extra muscle mass a football player adds to his frame in order to compete. Unless you naturally grew to be 300 pounds with a reasonable percent body fat, your heart and lungs can't...
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    Japan Clobbers United States in Football

    How many of the Japanese players have black fathers? We never get a close look at them. It could be a team of Hines Ward wannabes for all we know.
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    Random, sometimes funny, gif and post padding thread #5

    Except for that time he called Opie out at home in the baseball game.
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    Matthew Stafford's reputation in shambles

    Never, ever let a woman think you're too nice. "Sweet" is the sound fingernails make on a chalkboard.
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