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  1. PastyStoole

    Pasty's Stoole's Sh!ts & Feces: The Missouri Game

    Chris Rock once astutely made the observation that “Every town has two malls. The mall the white people go to, and the mall the white people *used to* go to." After yesterday’s game, I can’t help but think our passing offense has devolved into the equivalent of the mall white people *used to* go...
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    Fattest Player in College Basketball Conner "Plumber's Crack" Williams

    This had me rolling on the floor with laughter. The guy is so fat and out of shape that he injures himself from the lack of being able to support his own weight. Then all the fans and everyone on TV groans in disgust as he reveals his fat, pimply white ass. :lol:
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    crosscreekcooter passes to the other side - RIP my friend

    Obituary of Charles Bussard | Eternity Funeral Home - Jacksonville “Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees.” --Stonewall Jackson
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    John Chaney, Creature from the Black Lagoon, dies at 89

    One of the most irritating coaches in NCAA basketball history. May he rest in, well, hell, really. He once sent a 6'8 250 lbs. player out on the floor with explicit instructions to hurt St. Joes players because he was pissed off about some illegal screens. The guy ended up knocking a kid out...
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    Premier League star recovering but "in good spirits" after hurtful Tweet by 12-year-old boy

    Thankfully, the boy is now arrested and in custody after calling this ultra-rich soccer player a "Black C.nt" on Twitter and hurting his feelings. Zaha, who is a grown man playing for Crystal Palace in the English Premier League, is worth over $50 million and makes $8.5 million a year, but...
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    Welcome the Newest Member to the Gator Nation: Daniel Timothy 6 lbs, 4oz.

    Mom and baby are doing great. I tell you, the experience just keeps getting better. Go Gators!
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    Ryan Leaf - why does it exist?

    How is it that this guy hasn't committed suicide yet? His life has been a series of one massive fail after the next. I'm not sure who would subject themselves to living with this douchebag, but they apparently got beaten up by him Friday, in what has to be the most predictable demise of a...
  8. PastyStoole

    NFL Player Sues for Sexual Assault after getting Hand Job on Flight

    Oh yeah. This might very well be the best end-run power move in history. Here is Pasty's take: The guy gets a "WC Handy" from the chick next to him on a flight from LA. Upon realizing that someone on the flight might have recognized him and possibly filmed it, he sues the airline and puts...
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    Gatorchatter: Tell us about your Bidet experience

    So many of us on this board now use a bidet, much of that has influenced by ox and his success story with one. Tell us about your experience, and don't hold back.
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    ESPN is Still Treating Pro Wrestling like a Sport

    Even before the Chinese virus broke out, these idiots were treating wrestling like it was an actual sport, filling pages and air time with that garbage. It's bad enough that they give air and space to unwatchable sports like the for-lesbians-only WNBA and drippy English league poo, but...
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    FSU Basketball also shambling, loses key players; Leonard Hamilton finished, career in tatters

    Sleazy Captain Holt lookalike and perennial recruiting/academic misconduct veteran Leonard Hamilton tasted a bit of justice this year when the best team he's ever fielded vaporized right before the NCAA tournament was about to start. His best chance to win it all, and then...poof...all...gone...
  12. PastyStoole

    Gator Basketball Teddy Dupay never got PAID

    Interesting video on how a guy who averaged 40 points a game ended up a has-been. He was pure magic as a highschooler. Made some "bad choices" off the field though.
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    PastyStoole's Sh!ts and Feces: UF vs. the Gamecocks

    Have you ever watched Will Muschamp go apoplectic with uncontrollable rage on the sideline, and secretly wished an aneurysm would explode in his head? Me too. That's not to say I hate Will Muschamp, but like many of you, I do have a macabre fascination with his eventual stress-related death...
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    PastyStoole's Sh!ts and Feces: UF vs LSU

    With apologies to Jim McElwain, eponymously named game analysis posts on Gatorchatter have officially "jumped the shark." In that spirit, here is "Pasty's Stool," the first and probably last analysis of a football game you'll ever see from me. First the good news, and a few things to cheer you...
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    WNBA Drama: Locker room Tension for L.A. Spanx

    Maybe they're just jealous of some of the girls who are more popular, but the cliquiness and cattiness seem to have spilled out into an all-around difficult situation. Spanx' coach Derek Fischer didn't help things when he offered to let players stay home during their "ladies' time" every month...
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    Happy McElwain Boffs a Shark Day! Remembering this bizarre weirdo two years later

    2 years after the Jim McElwain shark photo went viral, I’m still baffled by the whole situation "Insecurity was really at the root of everything that doomed McElwain. From his reaction to that photo to him trying to gain sympathy points with his death threats claim, insecurity was the the...
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    Gatorchatter Robert Kraft Poll: Tell us about your Massage Parlor Experience

    Some of you have been pretty judgemental about Robert Kraft during his recent predicament. Tell us about your experience with massage parlors. Be truthful, your data has been anonymized.
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    Five-Time World Champion Kickboxer Steve Shepherd Passes Away

    My hobbling 68-year-old cousin breaks the ribs of a would-be mugger in West Palm Beach before the guy flees in agony. Somewhere there's a very stupid criminal who is having a lot of trouble breathing today. This may be the feel good story of the year. :lol: They did a segment with him on it...
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    "...Well the Gators have eight seconds...time for a couple a plays...

    ...Jack Jackson, Chris Doering, wide right...Aubrey Hill and Harrison Houston go wide left..."
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    Female QB Expected to Play for Clemson Tonight

    Regardless of where you stand on the issue of gender equality, this is a pretty inspiring story. Give Dabo Sweeney credit for taking a chance where others wouldn't. This author has a curmudgeonly take on it, but the rest of the story is interesting: https://theannoyingsite.com/
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