1. CapitalGator02

    Birthday Happy Birthday CapitalGator02!

    Thanks all! :sadnanner: For your troubles posting here
  2. CapitalGator02

    Recruiting NSD 2022

    Kelly busted a massive load in his pants dry humping Lewis
  3. CapitalGator02

    Recruiting 2022 Post-ESD Recruiting Thread: 4* DE Jack Pyburn commits

    Apparently the Minneapolis bugger eating scene is top notch
  4. CapitalGator02

    Recruiting 2022 Post-ESD Recruiting Thread: 4* DE Jack Pyburn commits

    Punishment should be a weekend at Brian Kelly’s “House of Diddling”
  5. CapitalGator02

    Anyone else have a VR Quest? Let's play some mini golf!

    This is the 2022 version of “I have some candy, come meet me in my windowless, all-white cargo van if you want some.”
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    Recruiting 2022 Post-ESD Recruiting Thread: 4* DE Jack Pyburn commits

    Forcing his staff to constantly press the refresh button on Foot Locker’s website for a pair of the latest Jordan’s doesn’t count as being busy
  7. CapitalGator02

    Recruiting 2022 Post-ESD Recruiting Thread: 4* DE Jack Pyburn commits

    Yep. But I’d much rather go to UF and make less money now, consistently plow top shelf skirt, receive national level exposure every weekend providing me with the best opportunity to go pro. These clowns ending up at JSU will be broke with no possibility making it into the league.
  8. CapitalGator02

    Recruiting Transfer Portal: Jordan Hermann enters Portal

    Hopper gave the portal “just the tip.”
  9. CapitalGator02

    Recruiting Transfer Portal: Jordan Hermann enters Portal

    Seems like a negotiating tactic. He wasn’t getting something and threatened to transfer
  10. CapitalGator02

    Birthday Happy Birthday NVGator!

    HBD NV! Your gift will be another assistant coach from ULL joining the UF staff today.
  11. CapitalGator02

    Did Jim McElwain Bone a Shark?

    And yet he somehow convinced Foley to hand him the keys to the football program and multiple millions. Foley probably took the pic and mounted McElstain right after
  12. CapitalGator02

    Napier's press conference 01/14/22

    Fuchs already put in his notice so he can go phuck himself
  13. CapitalGator02

    Gator Basketball UF's Phlandrous Fleming pimps Dwag title, plans to taunt Gainesville in UGA gear

    The opposite. Force him to start every game and squander his career under the schithole Mike White administration.
  14. CapitalGator02

    Recruiting Transfer Portal: Jordan Hermann enters Portal

    UCF already has 37 self-proclaimed national titles. How much better do you expect them to be in their minds?
  15. CapitalGator02

    Recruiting 2022 Post-ESD Recruiting Thread: 4* DE Jack Pyburn commits

    Text chain with Knox: Etienne: “Coach Knox, I’d really like to get a visit to Gainesville.” Knox: “New phone, who dis?!?”
  16. CapitalGator02

    Recruiting 2022 Post-ESD Recruiting Thread: 4* DE Jack Pyburn commits

    Their French silk pie is the schit.
  17. CapitalGator02

    Birthday Happy Birthday oxrageous!

    Happy Birthday Ox! Hopefully the UAA gets you something real nice for your efforts :)
  18. CapitalGator02

    Happy New Year Gatorchatter!

    I’ll take what I can get
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