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  1. AlexDaGator

    Peak America-- 1982 to 1999?

    When was Peak America? I used to believe things got better and better for us. Sure, we'd hit a little bump in the road here and there, but things were always getting better. I don't believe that anymore. Things are worse today than when I was in high school and college and not just because...
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    Airplane Forced to Turn Around Due to Excessive Flatulence

    Alright, which one of you was flying from Phoenix to Austin? My money's on @Concrete Helmet Excessively farting passenger forces American Airlines flight to turn around Alex.
  3. AlexDaGator

    The Willy Korn Terrible Pun Thread

    You know the frat houses are going to have a field day making Willy Korn signs so in honor of our new OC (and with a hat tip to our beloved rog) have at it kids: Korn Star Our Willy Guarantees You A Big O Bigger Willy = Better Os You Can't Beat Our Willy Our Willy Scores More With Our...
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    The Ladies of Three's Company

    We've done Gilligan's Island over and over, we've debated Morticia versus Lily, let's take a stab at Three's Company. Rank 'em based on their appearances and character personalities when the series was filmed (not their real lives or how they aged): Chrissy Snow--Suzanne Somers Cindy...
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    Your Own Personal Theme/Entrance Music

    You know how professional wrestlers have entrance music? Spread to Boxers, baseball relievers, etc.? What's yours? When I was a young Assistant State Attorney, I used to imagine walking into the courtroom to "Smooth Criminal" (the Alien Ant Farm cover, not the Michael Jackson version)...
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    Seedy and CD's little girl is getting hitched, hit 'em with your best wedding tips

    So...Seedy and CD's baby girl said "yes". That's the good news. The bad news? CD has to plan a wedding and Seedy has to pay for it. :lol: Knowing we're all way too cheap to send cash, let's at least give 'em some free advice. I'll start. 1. Beer. Do not serve Bud Light at the...
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    NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP: White House blows off inviting the Dwags for the 2nd year in a row

    Fcuk the Dwags. The 2023 College Football Playoff National Championship Game is set for 7:30 p.m. ET on Monday, Jan. 9, 2023 on ESPN. Also, Fcuk the Dwags. Alex.
  8. AlexDaGator

    AITA--Am I The A...

    Am I The Ass Hole? (on this site, you can write ass and hole separately, but if you try to join them together you get *******) Anyway... Didja ever do something and wonder if you're being an ass hole? Maybe your wife did something? Your co-worker, neighbor, or your kid? You think they're...
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    Christmas Wish List

    My wife and her family circulate Christmas wish lists (yes, for the adults too :rolleyes3:). I think it's a little silly, but it's what they do. Every year I get in trouble both for being the last one to submit a list and for submitting a crappy list. It's really not my thing. The fact is, I...
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    Can Jerome Powell Convince The Markets That He Means Business?

    With the caveat that I don't read this forum and apologies if this has already been covered... Powell hits Wyoming to redefine Fed’s great inflation debate The Fed has become a political tool; exactly what it was never supposed to be. We all know damn well that rates have to go up to tame...
  11. AlexDaGator

    Sean Kelley the new Voice of the Gators

    Used to do play by play for the NBA Pelicans and Tulane and did radio for ESPN. Play-by-Play Veteran Kelley Hired as 'Voice of the Gators' - Florida Gators No Bates :shakehead: Discuss. Alex.
  12. AlexDaGator

    Mick Hubert to Retire

    Mick is retiring. Unpopular opinion: Not a big Mick fan. "Oh My!" "Book It" and of course "Taylor Made". Laaaaame. Not to mention the Thin Finn and the Norwegian Collegian. I say we hire Bates as the new voice of the Gators. Alex.
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    Orlando Tragic First Overall Pick in the NBA Draft

    I fully believe the Tragic will fcuk this up but it won't matter anyway because nobody gives a fcuk about the NBA anymore. That said, the Auburn kid. Alex.
  14. AlexDaGator

    It's Meltdown Time!

    NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Week 1: LSU, Clemson and Miami fans vent their frustrations NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Week 1: Tigahs and Tigers and ‘Canes. Oh my! Alex.
  15. AlexDaGator

    2021 Football Season (non-gator) Thoughts & Predictions

    I think we're going to see some unexpected things due to the extra eligibility granted because of COVID last year. Normally, blue blood teams lose a bunch of undergrads to the NFL and reload with younger guys while lesser teams tend to have more mature rosters. 'Bama lost a ton of talent, so...
  16. AlexDaGator

    Screw the NBA, but Giannis is an outstanding young man

    It’s almost 6 minutes long, and he’s speaking Greek so you need to read the subtitles, but this is an outstanding young man. Talks about God, his family, his country, and on being an inspiration and role model. I wish more athletes were like him. Log into Facebook Alex.
  17. AlexDaGator

    Happy Fathers Day Gators!

    Happy Fathers Day to us and to the men who taught us what it means to be a Father. This year I’m celebrating by assembling new patio furniture outside in the heat and dealing with diarrhea diapers from a sick 14 month old. Alex.
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    Fastener Advice (cement block and metal pool enclosure frame)

    I strongly suspect this won't end well but here goes anyway... 1. Mount flag bracket to cement block column I have a flag hanging in front of my house. Got a nice, solid metal bracket for it, not that plastic crap. Used tapcons to fasten the bracket to the cement block exterior column...
  19. AlexDaGator

    Take a Harrier, make it a drone, electric, smaller, add passengers, and fly Tampa/Miami

    @Zambo Jet-Powered Flying Taxi Startup To Develop Hubs Across Florida Alex.
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    The Opt Out Thread

    Kyle Trask made millions for guys like Kadarius Toney and Trevon Grimes. Last night, they re-paid him by potentially costing him millions. They hung him out to dry. If Franks hadn't broken his ankle, Toney and Grimes would have been late round picks at best, more likely undrafted free...
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