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    Penix stands taller than the trees; Dogs in style at 4-0

    First, I'd like to apologize to the copious numbers of Penix fans on this board who have gone all season without barely the slightest drizzle of Penix they have been craving all year long. The truth is, my consternation with our beloved Gators has left me frustrated and not in the mood to give...
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    Zambo giving Cover that D

    First, I want to apologize for failing to keep all you Penix fiends up to date. As you all know, my Penix posts are a public service to the many, many people on this board who are eager consumers of all things Penix.. It's been hard to get excited enough lately to pound it out, though. But I...
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    Sloppy Penix stinks up the field; leaves Indiana fans unfulfilled

    Can Penix wipe off the slime of this embarrassment and stand firm and tall for the remainder of the season? Discuss.
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    Penix comes up short, can't bust nuts in Ohio

    In a performance that left his closet friends feeling blue, Penix stopped just short of completing what would have certainly been the climax of the season, failing to finish the job at Columbus against the Buckeyes. Discuss.
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    Sparty speared; Trojan fans wonder - can Penix be stopped?

    Penix showed up again in a big way! While OSU and Wisconsin remain the media darlings, Penix has consistently gotten the job done, week in and week out; leaving his fans completely satisfied. He seems to relish the fact that he still finds other teams in the dark when game day arrives. While...
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    Penix punishes Meatchicken; humiliated Harbaugh forced to watch from sideline

    How does Harbaugh get over this? Discuss.
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    Penix fully extends, upsets Penn State

    Discuss.
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    March to a Million: This decade in Gator Football as a GIF

    Okay, so you can summarize your experience of this entire decade as a single GIF or each coaching era as a separate one. Last year of Meyer: Muschamp: Butters: Mullen so far:
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    Couple of fun stories from a middle school football team's first days in pads

    So it's that time of year again! The pads went on this week and the hitting started in earnest. It's always kind of cool to watch the transition happen, especially with the kids who have never played contact before. I teach line techniques that are developed specifically to keep the head out of...
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    One for you Coast Guard people

    There is none percent chance I'd want to be the guy banging on that hatch unless the other hand was on the pistol grip of a carbine - but then you are short one hand to hold on to something to keep you from slipping off the side and being turned into chum by the screw.
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    Gators apparently are not skipping leg day

    and then he gets zinged by Bleich, check out the exchange: Other highlights: What a change from: Go Gators :chomp:
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    Anyone else see FSU tweeting "Schmitts Gay" gif?

    So FSU tweeted this about a gear contest for their fanbase: which is from this (1:11): To which I say:
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    Don't drink and post - The AAC

    Ahem. Now that I put down the glass of brown. The "Power Six" AAC went just 2-5 in bowls this year, with the lone Power 5 win coming over lowly Va Tech. Do you guys think this will affect the bowl selection at all next year? Does a team like UCF who goes undefeated in a conference that is...
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    Peach Bowl Highlights with Mick making the calls

    Enjoy! Peach Bowl: Florida vs. Michigan Highlights 12-29-18
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    Meanwhile in Knoxville...

    Quick, act now before it ends up on a street urchin in the crowded shanties of Dar es Salaam. Responses are pure gold.
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    Joel Klatt craps all over the defending "National Champs"

    Enjoy. :clap: 127th ranked schedule in the country.
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    Schadenfreude - FSU edition

    Gators, we got our problems. We are obviously in need of long-term rebuilding. We may not always agree on who is responsible for the mess we find our beloved team in, or who the right person is to do that rebuilding; but this thread isn't about that. I want to bring us together. I want to build...
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    Man has sex with beaver plowed by car

    File this under, "Thank God this story didn't start with the words: a Florida Man." Man sexually assaults injured beaver as woman tries to help it Discuss.
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    Meanwhile at Volnation...

    :rotfl:
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