Frank Costanza
Mash was anti-American I hated them mocking the patriotic USA.
When those others were on I was coaching two little league teams and umpiring too.
About 1971 a friend and I found a slot machine at Sukiran US Army base bowling alley on Okinawa that had a glitch. It was an old style one-armed bandit but this day we were the bandits. If you dropped a dime in, pulled the handle down but stopped halfway back up and held it there, it would pay...