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    First domino has fallen: Ivy League cancels 2020 football season

    I did not say 25,000 in a week. I was seeing 25,000 deaths for the year (cumulatively), not for a one week snapshot. However, I was looking at the wrong data column. The cumulative death toll in that age bracket is 25,000 for all causes (actually 26,000). COVID accounts for only 142 of those. I...
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    First domino has fallen: Ivy League cancels 2020 football season

    You are probably looking at the weekly data from whatever week you landed on or are within some limited geographic query. Cumulative deaths reported by the CDC in the United States in that age bracket are 25,000 and rising. But simply turning players into carriers is also a source of mortality...
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    First domino has fallen: Ivy League cancels 2020 football season

    Given that Type 2 isn’t as severe as Type 1, I’d say Type 28 is pretty harmless. In fact, it must be really amazing. Type 28 probably means your pancreas can process not only all the sugar you care to eat but it eats viruses, toxic waste, and feces - no problem.
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    First domino has fallen: Ivy League cancels 2020 football season

    There’s always a silver lining.
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    First domino has fallen: Ivy League cancels 2020 football season

    Evidently not the same Jackass Lawyer planet you occupy. On my planet we are plagued with too many lawyers (hence the predicted class action), and donkeys are an underutilized source of BBQ. Glad you’ve found your safe place. Of note in the US alone, 25,000 people age 15-25 have died from COVID...
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    First domino has fallen: Ivy League cancels 2020 football season

    PAC 10 will be next. Their fans are probably pissed the Ivies beat them to it. I think any school practicing and playing during the pandemic is at serious risk of a class action player lawsuit once the first player gets sick and is disabled or dies. Perfect storm to add racism as a factor in a...
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    Top 10 Linebackers in UF History

    Several on there before my time. Very hard to rank players you didn’t see. I also think interior and outside backers are very different and combining them into one list leaves off quite a bit of the better ILB. I’d have Peterson higher. Alonzo Johnson was solid and Kearse was a freak but...
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    Oh Jimbo

    Hmmm, and UToothless just coincidently got much better at recruiting once Graham the main bagman arrived?
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    Edit: Butch Jones Knoxville house up for sale for $3.8 million

    Nice digs. Falls into a unique architectural category, Toothless Delusional McMansion (TDM). TDM structures are defined by the following design elements: 1. Champion of life movie theatre. 2. Private entertainment room for family reunions. 3. A tiny vault for memorabilia celebrating important...
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    Patriots sign Cam the scam

    I’m sure CNN and MSNBC could provide ample platforms for players to protest so we don’t have to watch such desecration during what should be apolitical entertainment. For those who wish to mix sports and politics, here’s an idea. The left-leaning media outlets could organize entire ‘game day’...
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    Top 11 Defensive Ends in UF History

    I agree Moss rides on a small number of plays, but in my mind one of them was so iconic he’s on the list. Transcendent outcome from perhaps the single-most clutch and spine-tingling moment in Gator history. Without which we have one less NC. He’s like the Patrick Henry of Gator history. Henry...
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    Top 11 Defensive Ends in UF History

    The 247 list is ass. This is a position of significant Gator lore. Here’s my much better one IMHO [emoji41] 1) Youngblood. ROH for a reason. Larger than life overachieving mfckr. 2) Carter. Great player, Gator great. Classy, cool and smart off the field, wrecking ball on it. 3) Dunlap - here for...
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    Gator Basketball Basketball Offseason Thread - Scottie Lewis Returning

    Here’s my wild prayer. White decided to run tempo and told Nembhard to pack. I also am praying to win the lottery without buying a ticket...
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    Gator Basketball Basketball Offseason Thread - Scottie Lewis Returning

    Nembhard seems like a hard worker who will continue to improve, but he is so mechanistic it is painful to watch. It’s like he read a few recipe books about basketball and never improvises the ingredients - even when one of the main ones is missing. A point guard should have a mastery of the...
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    DeSantis signs bill to pay college athletes

    Isn’t this just an empty gesture because the NCAA bylaws over-rule it?
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    Jameis: “I’m one of the best ever.”

    I’ve been boycotting the Yucs since they drafted Rapeis. So, this is the first video I’ve seen of his NFL career and it is totally awesome! Thanks for posting. He had interception issues in college too. But at least he also had major character deficiencies. Perfectly understandable why you’d...
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    Gator Basketball Basketball Offseason Thread - Scottie Lewis Returning

    Hmmmm, B League for $0.5 million, or play for Mike White? Take $500,000 in cool cash to score the ball or have to take classes and focus on defense? What to do, what to do?
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    Categorical Wishlist for 2020 season

    Oops... meant Kair.
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    Categorical Wishlist for 2020 season

    Can pick up to 3 in each category. What you got? Here’s mine. 1. Must win = UGA, UT, FSU 2. Breakout Unit = offensive line 3. Breakout Player Offense = Trask as Heisman finalist, Pierce, Copeland 4. Breakout Player Defense = Matt Elam, any two on the interior at any level 5. Step on Campus...
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