“My wife, I love her…”

bradgator2

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What an idiot for posting that. Truly.

This pic made me laugh:

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It's probably how his wife destresses after work. I've known quite a few nurses in my days, and this is pretty common behavior. That being said, what a moron for posting this :lol:
 

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It's probably how his wife destresses after work. I've known quite a few nurses in my days, and this is pretty common behavior. That being said, what a moron for posting this :lol:

could be that...especially being on her feet for 12 hours... or, she couldn't get the car in the driveway.

he also tweeted out a post at 2:45 earlier that morning that he stayed up watching doubles tennis and had been cheering on the Canadian team.
he probably just needed to sleep in a little bit after all that -
glad he made her breakfast though.
 

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Wow - I had to Google it! That’s funny.

pretty cool when you can invite a band over to your houseboat to sing their big hit that you wrote... (see Shel at 2:49 playing the 'harpoon')

also...given everyone's squinty eyes, it's probably better that the DEA wasn't notified of this little soiree.


 

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“Even after a 12 hour night shift at the hospital last night, my wife still has the energy to shovel the driveway. God bless her and all our frontliners. Time to make her some breakfast.”

What a guy. Maybe stay-at-home while working on a degree in Mandarin or Eastern Religion. A moron however you read it.
 

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“Even after a 12 hour night shift at the hospital last night, my wife still has the energy to shovel the driveway. God bless her and all our frontliners. Time to make her some breakfast.”

What a guy. Maybe stay-at-home while working on a degree in Mandarin or Eastern Religion. A moron however you read it.
Those degrees might be too useful... he strikes me as a "Sanskrit" guy.
 

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My girl’s a vegetable
She lives in a hospital
But I would do anything
To keep her alive

She has a green TV
It’s called an EKG
But I would do anything
To keep her alive

She has no arms or legs
That’s why we call her pegs
But I would do anything
To keep her alive

Sometimes I play a joke
Pull the plug and watch her choke
But I would do anything
To keep her alive

Each time she breaths in air
She sounds like Darth Vader
But I would do anything
To keep her alive

She prefers pur��ed food
Sucks it down with a plastic tube
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
 

Loogis

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My girl’s a vegetable
She lives in a hospital
But I would do anything
To keep her alive

She has a green TV
It’s called an EKG
But I would do anything
To keep her alive

She has no arms or legs
That’s why we call her pegs
But I would do anything
To keep her alive

Sometimes I play a joke
Pull the plug and watch her choke
But I would do anything
To keep her alive

Each time she breaths in air
She sounds like Darth Vader
But I would do anything
To keep her alive

She prefers pur��ed food
Sucks it down with a plastic tube
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
She has no eyes or nose
Just one big whole where mucus flows
But I would do anything
To keep her alive
 

5-Star Finger

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“Even after a 12 hour night shift at the hospital last night, my wife still has the energy to shovel the driveway. God bless her and all our frontliners. Time to make her some breakfast.”

What a guy. Maybe stay-at-home while working on a degree in Mandarin or Eastern Religion. A moron however you read it.

Even in her 30's, Mrs. Finger is still an elite athlete. We are a great team and often work together on both the outdoor and indoor stuff needed to keep the Finger Compound running. It's a decent piece of property and this sometimes involves her help with manual labor.. Mind you, I never ask - she offers.

I asked her just now in the middle of her workout what she would do if I behaved like this guy. See looked over at my bar still set up for BP and without missing a beat said "**** around and find out."

:exactly:

I love this lady.
 

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