Recruiting 2020 Recruiting Thread: Gervon Dexter gets 5th Star on Rivals

[lizardbreath]

Oh, by the way, Van Pran is reportedly in town and still a "definite possibility." Williams is considered by one and all to be a virtual certainty, and Henderson is a 100% Gator. Hate to throw cold water on the weepy-doosh shyttfest, but some actual recruiting news seemed to be order - at least this one time. Carry on ladies- smoke 'em if you got 'em.

 

[Musclepug]

 

[SeabeeGator]

Jest sayin'

Stealing @rogdochar thunder.

 

[JDW]

Says one twatwaffle to another.

Look...that’s like...your opinion man

 

[lizardbreath]

Look...that’s like...your opinion man

Seems pretty well-founded to me - just sayin.'

 

[alcoholica]

Oh, by the way, Van Pran is reportedly in town and still a "definite possibility." Williams is considered by one and all to be a virtual certainty, and Henderson is a 100% Gator. Hate to throw cold water on the weepy-doosh shyttfest, but some actual recruiting news seemed to be order - at least this one time. Carry on ladies- smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Ban Bet

1) if Van Pran signs with us you win, if not, I win
2) loser is banned from the Sports Forum for the rest of the year

 

[JDW]

Geraldo thought that finding Al Capones treasure was a “definite possibility”...it didn’t ruin him either...ppl say a lot of **** just because their cousins brother goes to math class with a guy that knows a recruiter...or they just want to play Nostradamus by throwing **** at a wall and hoping it sticks...then again Al Gore did that with Global Warming...and in the 70’s we were gonna run out of gas and headed for an Ice Age...so yeah go on with your bad self

 

[lizardbreath]

Geraldo thought that finding Al Capones treasure was a “definite possibility”...it didn’t ruin him either...ppl say a lot of **** just because their cousins brother goes to math class with a guy that knows a recruiter...or they just want to play Nostradamus by throwing **** at a wall and hoping it sticks...then again Al Gore did that with Global Warming...and in the 70’s we were gonna run out of gas and headed for an Ice Age...so yeah go on with your bad self

Right back at you Sparky,,,and your ugly-assed girl friends too.

 

[alcoholica]

Ban Bet

1) if Van Pran signs with us you win, if not, I win
2) loser is banned from the Sports Forum for the rest of the year

@lizardbreath is that a no?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

@lizardbreath is that a no?

Stop. We need every member.

 

[Bait'n Gator]

Stop. We need every member.

I can think of a few we don't need.

 

[alcoholica]

Stop. We need every member.

for?

 

[JDW]

Right back at you Sparky,,,and your ugly-assed girl friends too.

In some instances this would be enough to put you in a home

 

[lizardbreath]

In some instances this would be enough to put you in a home

I wouldn't doubt for a moment that you have some experience in that area. Tell me more Pugsly.

 

[-THE DUDE-]

Three weeks ago, many were claiming we were going to have a great finish. Now with Signing Day less than a week away, it's looking like a disappointment. It's like this same scenario has played out many times before, and many people still get shocked when it happens.

We close with Williams and that’s a good enough close for me. We missed on RB because Gibbs isn’t coming and apparently Clayton isn’t a take right now. Other than that very solid class.

 

[JDW]

Well when ppl say/write things that are almost incoherent, and sound like they have unresolved anger due to dementia they tend to be put into a home for close observation...that way you can have ppl take care of you and understand your mood swings and constant angry rambling

 

[lizardbreath]

Well when ppl say/write things that are almost incoherent, and sound like they have unresolved anger due to dementia they tend to be put into a home for close observation...that way you can have ppl take care of you and understand your mood swings and constant angry rambling

Brilliant! Perhaps you can be there to wipe my bum for me when they lock my old ass up. In all seriousness, like you, I sometimes say things in jest for the sake of giggle or two. If I truly offended or confounded you I am sorry. Frankly speaking, I have found your posts to be just a bit "angst-ridden" recently. And with the steady stream of vitriolic braying and drunken nonsense that is the stock and trade of two of my favorite malcontents on this board, I just thought it would be fun to start a little shytt for the sake of a cheap laugh. Have a nice evening and remember, it isn't nice to make fun of crazy people.

 

[JDW]

Brilliant! Perhaps you can be there to wipe my ass for me.

I’ll just send one of my “ugly assed girlfriends” to do it

 

[jdh5484]

Ban Bet

1) if Van Pran signs with us you win, if not, I win
2) loser is banned from the Sports Forum for the rest of the year

A switch to a bad avatar would be a good public shaming. Don't forget OXs quest for ... more turtleneck sweaters.

 

[lizardbreath]

I’ll just send one of my “ugly assed girlfriends” to do it

Thank you for the kind offer. I would prefer the barnyard animal if I have a choice in the matter. Being an ass himself, he would doubtlessly be more adept at wiping one. And generally speaking, I try to avoid mean drunks if at all possible.