Recruiting 2023 Recruiting Thread: 4* OT Caden Jones completes the class

jaywalker72

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We already have a commit, so let's go 2023! This will be the year! Really!

2023 Team Rankings

Shawn Russ Jr., 2023 Athlete - Rivals.com

EDIT: It has only been a year or so since this was posted. Crazy changes. I started this to mock Mullen, but crap, we may really be onto something.....or at least on something. I'll take either.

FURTHER EDIT: WE ARE ONTO SOMETHING!
 
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The quest to avoid it from becoming a 10-year plan. Sigh.
 

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It’s the year 2078, and Alabama has installed its teleportation system so players can see their parents on demand. It was built to compete with Clemson’s osmosis learning center, where players can learn everything about football by rubbing that g@y rock in the stadium.

Meanwhile, the University of Florida is proud to announce the team has installed battery operated can openers for players to open their off-brand tuna fish for protein.

Til the facilities are fixed: it does not matter. The true difference makers ain’t coming here to play ball.
 

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No elite skill players are coming here to run Q Power option ball ever. It wouldnt matter if we had the Taj Majal.

Who am I kidding? The three star whisperer dont need no damn talent. This is the year the diamonds in the rough Dionte Marks and JaMarcus Weston are All SEC. Danny boy says they are 5 star athletes.
 

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No elite skill players are coming here to run Q Power option ball ever. It wouldnt matter if we had the Taj Majal.

Who am I kidding? The three star whisperer dont need no damn talent. This is the year the diamonds in the rough Dionte Marks and JaMarcus Weston are All SEC. Danny boy says they are 5 star athletes.
At this point I think everyone with even half a brain more or less agrees that mullen sucks, can't recruit and is never going to win anything.
 

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Miami hires Diaz and we all snickered. FSU brings in Norvell and we all yawn. The Gators
tap Danny Boy and we all swoon. Then we hear that Danny takes an untimely vacation, then
floats his resume to various NFL teams, and we see nobody is interested.We haven't made a hire to that position since Spurrier that hasn't had some hair on it.

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No elite skill players are coming here to run Q Power option ball ever. It wouldnt matter if we had the Taj Majal.

Who am I kidding? The three star whisperer dont need no damn talent. This is the year the diamonds in the rough Dionte Marks and JaMarcus Weston are All SEC. Danny boy says they are 5 star athletes.

Some might say you’re a cockeyed optimist , but this is the kind of unbridled enthusiasm that we need on the board.
 

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Some might say you’re a cockeyed optimist , but this is the kind of unbridled enthusiasm that we need on the board.

I’m just afraid he’ll get himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue. It may ultimately lead to his downfall.
 
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I’m just afraid he’ll get himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue. It may ultimately lead to his downfall.

I believe you've read one too many Billy Mumphrey stories.


Good day, SoFla.
 

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I was so so on the hire. I thought coming from MSU that we might be lucky to win 10 games since the roster was not good and we were coming off a 4-8 season and we would have to suffer through some more 7 and 8 win seasons. Its probably gonna take another 4-8 season to get another coach. Who do we go after though? Who is that hot, top name out there in the coaching circles that guarantees us top 5 in recruiting and rankings and gets us in to the playoff? If we get rid of Mullen now after 11, 10, and 9 win seasons will any coaches even consider coming here? We can't do anything about the facilities as fans so WHO is YOUR choice for HBC? A name that wows you. Let's hear it.
 

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