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Need some help

Your lack of punctuation leaves me to believe one of three things. A period would imply a statement and that you feel I need some type of help possibly at the psychiatric level. A question mark would with tell me you like my idea and are wanting to participate. An exclamation point would be in line with the first thought, but with more emphasis. If it’s option 1 or 2, I’ll take it under advisement. If it’s option 3, sorry, I work alone.
 

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Your lack of punctuation leaves me to believe one of three things. A period would imply a statement and that you feel I need some type of help possibly at the psychiatric level. A question mark would with tell me you like my idea and are wanting to participate. An exclamation point would be in line with the first thought, but with more emphasis. If it’s option 1 or 2, I’ll take it under advisement. If it’s option 3, sorry, I work alone.
I actually ran through the scenarios as soon as I saw his post... and FTR, my analysis resulted in determining that a question mark could mean either 1) implied that you need help at the psychiatric level OR that he's wanting to participate.... there are a lot of scenarios...
 

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I’ll say this. If he delays the announcement the day before and ends up at miami, I will burn a building down. I feel like that’s fair.
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Your lack of punctuation leaves me to believe one of three things. A period would imply a statement and that you feel I need some type of help possibly at the psychiatric level. A question mark would with tell me you like my idea and are wanting to participate. An exclamation point would be in line with the first thought, but with more emphasis. If it’s option 1 or 2, I’ll take it under advisement. If it’s option 3, sorry, I work alone.
As a neutral observer, I'm thinking it's number 1.
 

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Your lack of punctuation leaves me to believe one of three things. A period would imply a statement and that you feel I need some type of help possibly at the psychiatric level. A question mark would with tell me you like my idea and are wanting to participate. An exclamation point would be in line with the first thought, but with more emphasis. If it’s option 1 or 2, I’ll take it under advisement. If it’s option 3, sorry, I work alone.
Well it started out as number 2 but I’m starting to lean more towards number 1.
 

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Your lack of punctuation leaves me to believe one of three things. A period would imply a statement and that you feel I need some type of help possibly at the psychiatric level. A question mark would with tell me you like my idea and are wanting to participate. An exclamation point would be in line with the first thought, but with more emphasis. If it’s option 1 or 2, I’ll take it under advisement. If it’s option 3, sorry, I work alone.
Couldn't it be he's currently kidnapped and was able to type that into his phone before they took it away from him and beat him unmerciful?

Let's face it, only a Gatorchatter member would make a post in that situation instead of actually using the phone to dial 911.
 

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Couldn't it be he's currently kidnapped and was able to type that into his phone before they took it away from him and beat him unmerciful?

Let's face it, only a Gatorchatter member would make a post in that situation instead of actually using the phone to dial 911.

He’s posted since then.
 

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Bingo. We've all seen those crime stories where the guy kills the girl and then uses her phone to post on social media for weeks.
 

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I’d like to believe you. But you were the one that brought her up.

Like Ollie North, "I do not recall"...And there is that, "Forgiven not sinless" thing. You'll have to take my word on it...I promised not to post such arrogant drivel...I can PM you.
 

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Like Ollie North, "I do not recall"...And there is that, "Forgiven not sinless" thing. You'll have to take my word on it...I promised not to post such arrogant drivel...I can PM you.
If you promised to stop doing it, then stop doing it.
 

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