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  1. divits

    divits A Muffin of the Studly Variety
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    Whether you end up banging her or not you need to quit smoking. Those things will kill your boner not to mention your lungs.

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    • Swamp Donkey

      Swamp Donkey Bring Back Mohammed and Assquish
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      I was expecting a little more Penthouse Letters angle to this.

      Also, you should take your viagra before you go out to smoke.
       
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        What we imagine the widow looks like.......

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        What she really looks like.....

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          [​IMG]Well I finished the snowflakes house. All new floors, baseboards & door casings. Turned her 70s house into a modern marvel all on Pop's dime. What a great father in law I am.
           
          • Swamp Donkey

            Swamp Donkey Bring Back Mohammed and Assquish
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            Smoking outside in a nightgown at 3 am? That was EXACTLY what I pictured.
             
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              Any pics of said snowflake daughter-in-law?
               
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                Alex.
                 
                • divits

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                  Sure, why not? Unless they contain naked pictures, then they would have to go in the Saloon. I really hope they contain naked pictures.
                   
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                    Who da fuq smokes a fag in their driveway at 3:00am in the fuquing underwear?
                     
                    • Detroitgator

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                      This thread is clearly on the down slope of "Suck Mountain"... started promising, then meh, picked up steam, now worthless without videos!
                       
                      • Swamp Donkey

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                        smells like an old ashtray
                         
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                          So very naughty....a spanking! A spanking! Bad naughty evil zoot...
                           
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                            Thanks, I'm pretty proud of the finished project. My daughter in law (the snowflake) is a pretty picky gal so I made sure I did a good job even if it was a freebee. My son asked me to help him do the bedroom floors and he was going to put down cheap $1.99/sf vinyl planking. I refused to buy that cheap stuff so not only did they get my labor but I bought the flooring too. Then when I finished the bedrooms her father offered to buy the material for the rest of the house if I would install it so my 3 day project turned into a week and a half job.
                             
                            • divits

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                              Don't take a shower after the gym. Your manly musk will drive Mrs. Robinson crazy.
                               
                              #10 divits, Aug 21, 2018
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                              • MidwestChomp

                                MidwestChomp Fun was the goal and we hit the bullseye
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                                I think 51 needs to talk with Ray....unless he is Ray :suspect:
                                 

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