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  1. oxrageous

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    After a divided board beating the hell out of each other since COVID, it sure was nice to come together in watching FSU lose. We can all put our differences aside and agree that it's glorious and makes everything in life temporarily seem better.

    It's also nice just to talk about FOOTBALL and nothing else.
     
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            damn it feels good to be a gator.

            If this isn’t the epitome of this game idk what is:



            Here’s to a new streak. Here’s to not worrying about that shytshow in Tally for the foreseeable future. Here’s to the future.

            In the legendary words of Jboss: the haters got OWNED and DESTROYED this season
             
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                I remember one time I was getting on the hotel shuttle in my airline captain uniform, wearing my Gator lanyard which holds my ID. The shuttle van driver says to me "Hey, did you go to Florida?"

                To which I responded, "Hell yeah!"

                He says, "That's cool man, I went to Florida State."

                I literally laughed out loud. I kinda felt bad about it afterward. But not really.
                 
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                  I'm not sure on turning radius or fuel efficiency, but I have a feeling that car is excellent at backing out.
                   
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                              Crushed flat by Pitt today. What a shame.

                              FSU played 3 QB's and all 3 threw picks. :lol:
                               
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                                I was sitting and savoring the moment, as yet another FSU season opener landed with a resounding thud, when it occurred to me that the great cosmic cycle of failure/success/failure has descended upon Tallahassee the way "Little Boy" fell upon Hiroshima. For 40 years, like it or not, the clowns were one of the most consistently successful programs in CFB. Although I was repulsed by both Bobby and Jimbo, and came to loathe both for their hypocrisy and underhandedness in all they did and said, I had no choice but to grudgingly acknowledge their "achievements."

                                But those days are over and the prospects of ever duplicating that giddy, four decade run are virtually zero. I can only contemplate with utter delight how miserable it must have been to sit through all those hours of bad weather, crappy FB, and the growing realization of just how far they have fallen and that the new boss clown looks a lot like the old boss clown. I'm old enough to remember when FSU FB looked a lot like it does now. It never seemed right or fitting that a 3rd rate school with the standards and ethics of a crack whore could cheat the odds for so long - but somehow, someway, they did. However, at long last, the cankerous, diseased old sow has finally returned to form and I am so phukking happy I could just schytt. That is all.
                                 
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                                  To be fair, I’m sure he had no clue where he was at.
                                   
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                                      Yes, we have dreamed our entire lives about this kind of FSU humiliation. Savor it.

                                      I didn't expect Dabo to show huge balls like that by calling out the truth. Earned a ton of respect for him. He gave political correctness on this virus nonsense the middle finger.
                                       
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                                          Dude.... Screw the criminoles... I hope they suck forever! I despise them. I loathe them. I hate their stupid ketchup and mustard colors. I hate the crappy city they reside in and their corrupt police force. I hate their bars. I hate their treatment of women. I hate Bobby “ah shucks” Bowden and his detestable coaching staff. I especially hate Mickey Andrews. I hate their erector set stadium. I hate their bought and paid for refs. I hate Darnell Docket. I hate the Tally Cracker Barrel off of I-10, I stopped and took a sh!t at once. After Bobby’s recent “old man confession” I even hate Burt Reynolds and Cannon Ball Run. I hate mustaches and black Trans ams. I hate fsu. I hope they rot in a waist land for decades to come.
                                           
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