Florida State is in shambles: throw INT in end zone after being in winning FG range

[GR8 2B]

I know a young man attending f$u. I asked him closer to the beginning of the season how the football team might do. His somewhat sheepish response: "We're no longer a football school. We're now a basketball school."

I felt bad for him.

 

[Gatordiddy]

We're now a basketball schoo

this is true...funny, but true

 

[MJMGator]

this is true...funny, but true

You really claim to be a basketball school with one conference title.

 

[GR8 2B]

You really claim to be a basketball school with one conference title.

I took his point to be that they no longer really compete in football. What a loss for students like him.

 

[gingerlover]

I know a young man attending f$u. I asked him closer to the beginning of the season how the football team might do. His somewhat sheepish response: "We're no longer a football school. We're now a basketball school."

I felt bad for him.

Heard that from a kid home for the holidays at the barber shop last week saying the same thing. Must have handed them out a flyer of talking points as they left campus.

 

[Alumni Guy]

Those players know if the cancelling of these games is genuine. If this is a farce, they will completely turn on him more than they already have.

Can’t like this take enough.

If the really do have ‘Rona concerns it will fade away. However, if the players see their coach and admin acting like pu$$ies and ducking Duke, recruits will know and avoid them.

We speculate, the players know.

 

[Gatordiddy]

You really claim to be a basketball school with one conference title.

well, they were expecting to win it ALL earlier this year until Covid kicked in.
this puts them in line with the UCF philosophy of claiming championships.
it's really all they have to cling to right now, so let's at least give them that.

 

[MJMGator]

well, they were expecting to win it ALL earlier this year until Covid kicked in.
this puts them in line with the UCF philosophy of claiming championships.
it's really all they have to cling to right now, so let's at least give them that.

 

[Zambo]

A few days ago, the ACC network aired the 1995 FSU-Virginia game. That was a good Virginia team. Coached by George Welsh it included Ronde and Tiki Barber. FSU hadn't lost a single ACC game since joining the conference. That game was the first conference game they lost. They still b!tch about it and claim Warrick Dunn scored on the game's last play but he was down short of the goal in 1995 and he's still short. Virginia beat them and it was great. Even sweeter? The FSU QB for that game was Kannell.

Why this trip down memory lane?

Because FSU is ducking the entire ACC conference. Not just Clemson, but a below average Virginia team and a really bad Duke team.

FSU is ducking the ACC.

This is by far the biggest pussy move in major sports history. Ducking Clemson is bad. Ducking Virginia and Duke as well? FSU's new colors are yellow and yellow. Just paint a big, fat yellow streak down the middle the of the helmet running right down their back and up to their yellow bellies. That chick kicker for Vandy has bigger balls than any of those pussies. There ain't a single man card left on that campus. Got any FSU friends? Buy them a jar opener for Christmas 'cause none of them are man enough to open a pickle jar. They should drop all their men's sports and go back to being a girls' school. Pussies. Every damn one of them.



Alex.

 

[cover2]

In other relevant news of the Nole$, the Tallahassee Democrat (most fitting name for the capital city’s daily rag) reports that the newly hired director of Seminole Boosters Inc. is Michael Alford. Alford’s last position was as Athletic Director at Central Michigan. The significance, you ask? Central Michigan hired college football strategist and barbecue sauce entrepreneur Jim McElwain under Alford’s watch. Cant wait to see this play out. Maybe when the Norvell experiment concludes...

 

[oxrageous]

In other relevant news of the Nole$, the Tallahassee Democrat (most fitting name for the capital city’s daily rag) reports that the newly hired director of Seminole Boosters Inc. is Michael Alford. Alford’s last position was as Athletic Director at Central Michigan. The significance, you ask? Central Michigan hired college football strategist and barbecue sauce entrepreneur Jim McElwain under Alford’s watch. Cant wait to see this play out. Maybe when the Norvell experiment concludes...

I can't even imagine the personal ecstasy for me if the Noles hired Butters.

 

[RocketCityGator]

In other relevant news of the Nole$, the Tallahassee Democrat (most fitting name for the capital city’s daily rag) reports that the newly hired director of Seminole Boosters Inc. is Michael Alford. Alford’s last position was as Athletic Director at Central Michigan. The significance, you ask? Central Michigan hired college football strategist and barbecue sauce entrepreneur Jim McElwain under Alford’s watch. Cant wait to see this play out. Maybe when the Norvell experiment concludes...

Now that's a circus that I would watch. Pun intended.

 

[Avenger48c]

In other relevant news of the Nole$, the Tallahassee Democrat (most fitting name for the capital city’s daily rag) reports that the newly hired director of Seminole Boosters Inc. is Michael Alford. Alford’s last position was as Athletic Director at Central Michigan. The significance, you ask? Central Michigan hired college football strategist and barbecue sauce entrepreneur Jim McElwain under Alford’s watch. Cant wait to see this play out. Maybe when the Norvell experiment concludes...

"Well, you can talk about how we 'only' had the 57th ranked recruiting class last year, and yet we won the game against Boston College last week. I don't know what you people are honestly expecting here? Coach Nussmeier and I, we know offense, and we had em licked on the TOP for the whole game. Just because Syracuse scored more points than us today doesn't mean we won't get em next year; it all comes down to seeing where we're at with the administration on facilities." - Jim McElwain, FSU coach, ca. 2022

 

[Alchemist]

"Well, you can talk about how we 'only' had the 57th ranked recruiting class last year, and yet we won the game against Boston College last week. I don't know what you people are honestly expecting here? Coach Nussmeier and I, we know offense, and we had em licked on the TOP for the whole game. Just because Syracuse scored more points than us today doesn't mean we won't get em next year; it all comes down to seeing where we're at with the administration on facilities." - Jim McElwain, FSU coach, ca. 2022

“Coool...”

 

[BMF]

In other relevant news of the Nole$, the Tallahassee Democrat (most fitting name for the capital city’s daily rag) reports that the newly hired director of Seminole Boosters Inc. is Michael Alford. Alford’s last position was as Athletic Director at Central Michigan. The significance, you ask? Central Michigan hired college football strategist and barbecue sauce entrepreneur Jim McElwain under Alford’s watch. Cant wait to see this play out. Maybe when the Norvell experiment concludes...

Wow. This guy (Alford) spent quite a bit of time patting himself on the back for landing such a big fish like Butters. He actually left a sitting AD's job to take over Seminole Boosters? I know CMU doesn't pay very well, but does Seminole Boosters? I guess if I got a chance to leave Michigan for Florida I'd jump at it too, but you have to think this guy wants to be an AD somewhere. Maybe he figures, "If I can turn around this sh*tshow in Tallahassee I can get any AD job in the country!"

 

[SGG]

"Well, you can talk about how we 'only' had the 57th ranked recruiting class last year, and yet we won the game against Boston College last week. I don't know what you people are honestly expecting here? Coach Nussmeier and I, we know offense, and we had em licked on the TOP for the whole game. Just because Syracuse scored more points than us today doesn't mean we won't get em next year; it all comes down to seeing where we're at with the administration on facilities." - Jim McElwain, FSU coach, ca. 2022

“I remember back in the spring of 2002, when I was the quarterbacks coach at Eastern North Dakota Poly Tech, our third string quarterback was, in fact, 1/92nd Cherokee Indian. Know who else was Native American? My dog, who I’ve also coached to play quarterback in case we get in a pinch. Anyway, I sure hope we’re able to break the long standing Doak Campbell Stadium record for hot dog and popcorn sales when we go into 7 overtimes against FAMU this season. Purdy Kewl, huh?”

 

[rogdochar]

FSU's glitter-boys ride on a Renegayed

 

[maheo30]

Fsu fans are having such a rough time. I'm enjoying the chaos though.

 

[NVGator]

I’m beginning to think this is less about China Flu and more about the players refusing to play.

 

[Tunaboat]

Norvell and his AD turned in their man-cards a couple of months ago. This stain of outright cowardice will be draped over that program for years to come.

This is a fantastic, wonderful time for all people who hate the f*ck out of the assnoles!