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  1. PastyStoole

    PastyStoole Man, there's no boundary line to art. ~Bird Parker
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    The only way Rutgers is getting Moorhead is if they start doing more around the house. Even then I can't guarantee it. My advice is to start by doing the dishes, vacuuming, picking your dirty socks up off the floor. Then give a foot massage. If that doesn't work, I can't help you.
     
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    • CGgater

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      Wow, long day at work...

      Good evening, keyboard commander! Where do I begin? I guess with the topic at hand. I'll ignore your feeble attempt to backpedal in your follow-up reply to seabee.

      1. Hating all-things uga is a fundamental element of Gator fandom. If you don't understand the historical significance of the hate, I question the credibility of your fandom. All those credentials you listed are therefore highly questionable. And now, to address your other bumbling comments...

      2. Calling me a Marine is both an insult and complement to Marines everywhere. No self-respecting Marine would ever accept being compared to a Coastie. However, most Marines know their history, namely our unique bond at Guadalcanal (WWII), and I hope our core values of honor, respect and devotion to duty would somehow be considered a compliment in some small way. Marines have my utmost respect. Semper Fi!

      3. Marines wear the eagle, globe and anchor. The anchor, shield and 2 stars represent a CG Master Chief. I'm not the guy who does KP. Nor am I ever "dismissed." I'm the guy a Marine General offers to personally serve a cup of coffee to when I enter his office (happened recently, actually). Admirals don't make a decision until they ask for my advice. When I walk down the passageway, everyone gets out of my way. I've pissed more saltwater then most Sailors and Coasties have sailed across. I'm never late - I'm merely "detained elsewhere." I don't do push ups - I push the Earth down. When I die, it'll take the grime reaper at least 3 years to work up the courage to officially inform me of my change in duty status.

      4. If you don't understand what I just explained to you, I'm happy to provide some "hands-on leadership" at a future UF tailgate party.

      5. Thanks for the post! Today being Monday, I needed a good laugh. [emoji106]
       
      • gatormandan

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        NJ is better than Miss? Uhh, no.
         
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          UF in its prime would be nearly unstoppable with the current state of fsu and um. It’s not in its prime because of the ridiculous decisions made by an incompetent AD a decade ago that killed brand, momentum and HS relationships. No one was solving that overnight with the damage that was already done, and everyone during our recent search acknowledged that, referring to the job as great but not at the moment. The debate really ends there.
           
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            To be fair... it’s NJ, so he’ll only get to keep 10% after taxes.
             
            • ufgator812

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              Have you been asleep for the last decade?
               
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              • Swamp Donkey

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                You mean other than the FVKKING JET flying to with the PRESIDENT AND EVERYONE ELSE to meet with Kelly with our final offer in hand?
                 
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                • URGatorBait

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                  Man the irony in this post is absolutely incredible :lol:
                   
                  • oxrageous

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                    Come on Donk. Morehead is an AWFUL coach and should be fired. MSU has been horrific, far worse than anything Mullen ever put on the field there.
                     
                    • Theologator

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                      UF is 19th in passing offense.
                       
                      • FireFoley

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                        Have the team you currently coach lose this season to UToothless. That is a sure fire way to help land you the Rutgers job.
                         
                        • MJMGator

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                          Mullen banged your old lady, didn’t he?
                           
                          • soflagator

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                            His winning percentage was 60% at Msu. Spurrier's was 58.8% at Duke.

                            Mullen played more cupcakes, but also faced the SECW every year. Spurrier had fewer cupcakes, but also faced the pre-noles ACC.

                            Garbage locations are garbage locations.
                             
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                              There is no way you could convince me that Moorhead could have back to back 10 win seasons at Florida.
                               
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                                How about Moorhead to Rutgers and Choker to Cowbell?
                                 
                                • CGgater

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                                  Turn in your Gator Fan card now. It's been officially revoked.
                                   
                                  • CGgater

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                                    Holy crap, you're right! I confirmed tinerc's list from a toothless insider:

                                    1. Saban
                                    2. Gruden
                                    3. Bill Belichick
                                    4. Bill Parcells
                                    5. vince dooley
                                    6. General Neyland's ashes (family said no)
                                    7. Bill Walsh's corpse (ditto)
                                    8. Bear Bryant's houndstooth fedora (ditto)
                                    9. Dan Mullen
                                    10-26. The rest of the list that was released to the media.
                                    27. Pruitt

                                    I apologize for doubting you, donk.
                                     
                                    • Swamp Donkey

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                                      you're just looking stupid now.

                                      Mullinz was our, at best, third pick.

                                      And was Tinerec's ninth pick.
                                       
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                                      • ltraz

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                                        This is very true and weird people pretend it's not the case. The truth is that tons of good coaches would look the exact same at nebraska, but get 10+ wins at UF.
                                         
                                        • MJMGator

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