- Jun 11, 2014
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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says"Smoking a joint. Come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the money and they smoke another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and he is going to get a drink from the river.
At the river banks, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in and nearly drowns. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
The crocodile asks the lizard,"What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey, Monkey!" The Mokey looks down and says "FVVVVCK, DUDE......how much water did you drink?"
The monkey says"Smoking a joint. Come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the money and they smoke another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and he is going to get a drink from the river.
At the river banks, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in and nearly drowns. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
The crocodile asks the lizard,"What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey, Monkey!" The Mokey looks down and says "FVVVVCK, DUDE......how much water did you drink?"
