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Jake has broken his leg and his buddy John comes over to see him.
John says," How're you doing?"
Jake says, "Okay, but could you do me a favor and run upstairs to get my slippers. My feet are freezing."
John goes upstairs and sees Jake's beautiful twin 19 year old daughters lying on the bed.
John says, "You're dad sent me up here to have sex with both of you"
They say," Bullschit, prove it"
John shouts down to Jake," Jake, both of them?"
Jakes shouts back," Of course both of them. What's the point of fcking one."
John says," How're you doing?"
Jake says, "Okay, but could you do me a favor and run upstairs to get my slippers. My feet are freezing."
John goes upstairs and sees Jake's beautiful twin 19 year old daughters lying on the bed.
John says, "You're dad sent me up here to have sex with both of you"
They say," Bullschit, prove it"
John shouts down to Jake," Jake, both of them?"
Jakes shouts back," Of course both of them. What's the point of fcking one."
