A man and his desk.

[deuce]

I've heard you can know a lot about a person by what they have on their desk... What do you think?

 

[Turk182]

You steal pens and felt markers.

 

[lrtx1]

I'd say you have a slight case of ADHD, you are a mouth breather with a nasty ear wax problem, you decided at one time your desk needed a VIN number and you are scared of the dark.

 

[AuggieDosta]

I'd say you have a slight case of ADHD, you are a mouth breather with a nasty ear wax problem, you decided at one time your desk needed a VIN number and you are scared of the dark.

Who does a bunch of online ordering of stuff he doesn't open and who fidgets a bunch with spinners and tossing a ball at the wall.

 

[Detroitgator]

Who does a bunch of online ordering of stuff he doesn't open and who fidgets a bunch with spinners and tossing a ball at the wall.

And he's got a fuk ton of ear wax...

 

[bradgator2]

What's with the dildo?

 

[deuce]

What's with the dildo?

What dildo?

 

[deuce]

I'd say you have a slight case of ADHD, you are a mouth breather with a nasty ear wax problem, you decided at one time your desk needed a VIN number and you are scared of the dark.

Not bad, not bad at all.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

An empty desk is the sign of an empty mind.

 

[soflagator]

I've heard you can know a lot about a person by what they have on their desk... What do you think?

Having all the pens lined up, on the surface, leads me to believe you're on the spectrum. But after a further inspection of your being ok with one table having a clean, smooth edge, while the other looks like it fell from your pickup on the way home, plus the fact that several pens are left open, severely damages that theory. You insist, possibly as often as each month, that you're going to get back to playing tennis, but--like most of your life--it proves to be empty speech, so the ball just sits there with only one, unstrung racquet nearby. To your credit, you refuse to let your rather substantial sinus problems affect you to the point of starting your own pool service business, but it still infuses just enough self doubt that even smaller, obvious purchases are considered in the "might return it" column for weeks, well beyond the allotted refund window. And despite her repeated objections, you dismiss your wife's feelings and, upon finishing her reheated lasagna, use the bowl portion of the tupperware(not in view) for change, random screws, an expired BP card and chapstick.

So in short, I think you'd be someone whose company most would enjoy. Though I wouldn't be surprised if some who did weren't initially disturbed at some of your mannerisms and did that immediate, sometimes awkwardly too soon, dead bolt "click" as soon as they walked you out of their house.

 

[bradgator2]

I have reorganized my garage so many times. It's taken me a lifetime to realize that a bench or a shelve is a no-no. If there is a flat surface, I will toss something on it. Next thing you know, it looks like your desk. Every item, tool, bike, kid toy, extension cord, etc, etc is hung or has a place in a cabinet. It's the only way to keep my sanity.

 

[Swamp Queen]

I was wondering where that Tupperware lid was!

 

[flg8rfan]

What’s with all of the flashlights?

 

[MJMGator]

What's with the dildo?

Safer than the vibrator, which chipped a tooth last time out.

 

[stephenPE]

I want a real desk real bad.

 

[Swamp Queen]

What’s with all of the flashlights?

You were hoping for a fleshlight weren’t you?

 

[deuce]

Having all the pens lined up, on the surface, leads me to believe you're on the spectrum. But after a further inspection of your being ok with one table having a clean, smooth edge, while the other looks like it fell from your pickup on the way home, plus the fact that several pens are left open, severely damages that theory. You insist, possibly as often as each month, that you're going to get back to playing tennis, but--like most of your life--it proves to be empty speech, so the ball just sits there with only one, unstrung racquet nearby. To your credit, you refuse to let your rather substantial sinus problems affect you to the point of starting your own pool service business, but it still infuses just enough self doubt that even smaller, obvious purchases are considered in the "might return it" column for weeks, well beyond the allotted refund window. And despite her repeated objections, you dismiss your wife's feelings and, upon finishing her reheated lasagna, use the bowl portion of the tupperware(not in view) for change, random screws, an expired BP card and chapstick.

So in short, I think you'd be someone whose company most would enjoy. Though I wouldn't be surprised if some who did weren't initially disturbed at some of your mannerisms and did that immediate, sometimes awkwardly too soon, dead bolt "click" as soon as they walked you out of their house.

Strangely, I enjoyed reading that.... lol

 

[deuce]

What’s with all of the flashlights?

I don't like being n the dark......... It's probably something about that closet I was locked in as a child.

 

[crosscreekcooter]

Whats all the schit under the desk?

 

[ufgator812]

Where are you hiding the mushchump scrap-book?