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Would you wear a face mask in the Swamp?

  1. Yes

  2. No

  3. Ham sammich

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Do you agree the "Gator Bait" cheer is racist?

  1. Yes, ban it

  2. No, you're nuts

  3. It's no big deal either way


Do you use the Gatorchatter Policital section?

  1. Yes, a lot

  2. Occasionally

  3. Never


Would you contribute to a political board spinoff of this one?

  1. Yes, probably

  2. No, never


Will the Chinese Bat Stew Flu Virus affect your willingness to go to Gator football games this year?

  1. I am a season ticket holder but am not going to any games this year due to the virus.

  2. I usually get single game tix for one or more games a year, but not this year, due to the virus.

  3. I rarely or never go to games anyway, but if I did, I wouldn't go this year due to the virus.

  4. I have season tix and may skip the first few games due to the virus, but will go to later games.

  5. I have season tix and do not plan to miss any games due to the virus.

  6. I usually get single game tix for one or more games a year, and this year will be no different.

  7. I rarely or never go to games anyway, but if I did, I would not let the virus stop me.

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How many Florida Top 25 will we land this year?

This poll will close on Nov 13, 2020 at 9:49 PM.
  1. 0-3

  2. 4-6

  3. 7-9

    0 vote(s)
  4. 10 or more


Ox has influenced many of us to purchase a bidet. What best describes your experience using one?

  1. Would never buy, even under doctors orders with lethally painful hemorrhoids. I'm not a fayg.

  2. Wouldn't buy, I'm afraid I'd derive some unholy pleasure from using it and question if I was a fayg.

    0 vote(s)
  3. I use one, not because I enjoy it, (I'm not a fayg) but out of a desire for frugality and hygiene.

    0 vote(s)
  4. I use one, and I don't care what people say. I let it get all up in there for a makeshift enema.

  5. I bought a used one on eBay for cheap. It was clogged, but I cleaned it with my wife's toothbrush

    0 vote(s)
  6. I got the deluxe model. Heated water, gentle lapping front and back that simulates a tongue. I came.

  7. In before move to Political Forum

    0 vote(s)
  8. Mia Hamm Sammich


Do you:

  1. Accept the fact you will soon look like Tom Hanks in Castaway

  2. Try to sneak past law enforcement to get a haircut outside the police state

  3. Let your wife attempt to cut your hair

  4. Ham sammich

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What will be the US Wu Tang Flu Mortality rate by next flu season?

  1. >3% All the panic was worthwhile

    0 vote(s)
  2. >2-3% Nothing to sneeze at

  3. >1-2% You got me out of bed for this?

  4. 0.X% Are you kidding me?

  5. 0.0X% Not at all suurprised


What do you want to see out of Franks at Arkansas?

  1. Does well

  2. Does poorly

  3. Don't care


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