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Would you wear a face mask in the Swamp?

  1. Yes

  2. No

  3. Ham sammich

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Do you agree the "Gator Bait" cheer is racist?

  1. Yes, ban it

    2.7%
  2. No, you're nuts

    90.9%
  3. It's no big deal either way

    6.5%
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Do you use the Gatorchatter Policital section?

  1. Yes, a lot

    43.3%
  2. Occasionally

    30.7%
  3. Never

    26.0%
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Would you contribute to a political board spinoff of this one?

  1. Yes, probably

    24.6%
  2. No, never

    75.4%
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Will the Chinese Bat Stew Flu Virus affect your willingness to go to Gator football games this year?

  1. I am a season ticket holder but am not going to any games this year due to the virus.

  2. I usually get single game tix for one or more games a year, but not this year, due to the virus.

  3. I rarely or never go to games anyway, but if I did, I wouldn't go this year due to the virus.

  4. I have season tix and may skip the first few games due to the virus, but will go to later games.

  5. I have season tix and do not plan to miss any games due to the virus.

  6. I usually get single game tix for one or more games a year, and this year will be no different.

  7. I rarely or never go to games anyway, but if I did, I would not let the virus stop me.

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How many Florida Top 25 will we land this year?

This poll will close on Nov 13, 2020 at 9:49 PM.
  1. 0-3

    67.6%
  2. 4-6

    29.7%
  3. 7-9

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. 10 or more

    2.7%
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Ox has influenced many of us to purchase a bidet. What best describes your experience using one?

  1. Would never buy, even under doctors orders with lethally painful hemorrhoids. I'm not a fayg.

    26.7%
  2. Wouldn't buy, I'm afraid I'd derive some unholy pleasure from using it and question if I was a fayg.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. I use one, not because I enjoy it, (I'm not a fayg) but out of a desire for frugality and hygiene.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. I use one, and I don't care what people say. I let it get all up in there for a makeshift enema.

    26.7%
  5. I bought a used one on eBay for cheap. It was clogged, but I cleaned it with my wife's toothbrush

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. I got the deluxe model. Heated water, gentle lapping front and back that simulates a tongue. I came.

    20.0%
  7. In before move to Political Forum

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Mia Hamm Sammich

    26.7%
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Do you:

  1. Accept the fact you will soon look like Tom Hanks in Castaway

  2. Try to sneak past law enforcement to get a haircut outside the police state

  3. Let your wife attempt to cut your hair

  4. Ham sammich

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What will be the US Wu Tang Flu Mortality rate by next flu season?

  1. >3% All the panic was worthwhile

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  2. >2-3% Nothing to sneeze at

    4.9%
  3. >1-2% You got me out of bed for this?

    29.3%
  4. 0.X% Are you kidding me?

    56.1%
  5. 0.0X% Not at all suurprised

    9.8%
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What do you want to see out of Franks at Arkansas?

  1. Does well

    41.4%
  2. Does poorly

    3.1%
  3. Don't care

    55.6%

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