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[Durty South Swamp]

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Unbelievable

I'd ask her if she is off her meds or having a mental breakdown. Cuz that's the only rational explanation.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

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Unbelievable

Well, at least she agreed he didn’t have to get a tat.

 

[Altitude Gator]

Well, at least she agreed he didn’t have to get a tat.

I'd get the tat...of my old girlfriend's name!

 

[CDGator]

Well, at least she agreed he didn’t have to get a tat.

You must have misunderstood my “unbelievable” comment.
He should have gotten the tattoo and the car for her. What a jerk.






(Just kidding)

 

[AugustaGator]

Picking a spouse is important.

I’ve always provided my wife her car but she never demanded. If she did, that would have been the end.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

I'd get the tat...of my old girlfriend's name!

My other thought was - assuming they are planning on more kids - would be to go ahead and get her the new car. A minivan. Preferably used.

 

[Nalt]

My other thought was - assuming they are planning on more kids - would be to go ahead and get her the new car. A minivan. Preferably used with a rebuilt title.

FIFY...

 

[TheDouglas78]

Wait, who are we supposed to be judging?
Alex or the husband?

Both

 

[Zambo]

Reason #264 why I hate flying and, generally, do not fly. If a passenger can't fit in one damn seat, the airline should require he/she/it to BUY TWO!!!!

 

[Zambo]

If someone is sitting in my seat, and his isn't better. That dumbass is moving. I don't give a sht what the current situation is. You want a better seat? Book a better ticket fcktard.

 

[Nalt]

My other thought was - assuming they are planning on more kids - would be to go ahead and get her the new car. A minivan. Preferably used.

 

[AlexDaGator]

OK, push present scenario:

Husband gets his wife a fancy gym membership to help her get her bod back. Ass hole or nah?

How about fancy gym membership and a subscription to Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers including frozen meals so she doesn't have to cook or clean as much while the infant is in the no sleep/constantly crying phase?

Gym membership, subscription, and a little plastic surgery to help her feel better about herself (tummy tuck and a breast lift)?

Gym membership, subscription, plastic surgery, and he hires a nanny to help with the infant, say a nice, friendly, Colombian woman who loves kids and can teach the infant a few words of Spanish?





Alex.

 

[CDGator]

OK, push present scenario:

Husband gets his wife a fancy gym membership to help her get her bod back. Ass hole or nah?

How about fancy gym membership and a subscription to Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers including frozen meals so she doesn't have to cook or clean as much while the infant is in the no sleep/constantly crying phase?

Gym membership, subscription, and a little plastic surgery to help her feel better about herself (tummy tuck and a breast lift)?

Gym membership, subscription, plastic surgery, and he hires a nanny to help with the infant, say an attractive young Latina who loves kids?




Alex.

 

[AlexDaGator]

Imma tell @Detroitgator you're racist against Colombians.

You realize we're talking about the country, not the city in South Carolina, right?



Alex.

 

[CDGator]

Imma tell @Detroitgator you're racist against Colombians.

You realize we're talking about the country, not the city in South Carolina, right?



Alex.

 

[AlexDaGator]

BO???

The only thing that sweet Colombian nanny smells like is a warm churro fresh out of the oven.


Alex.