AITA--Am I The A...

AugustaGator

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Picking a spouse is important.

I’ve always provided my wife her car but she never demanded. If she did, that would have been the end.
 

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Reason #264 why I hate flying and, generally, do not fly. If a passenger can't fit in one damn seat, the airline should require he/she/it to BUY TWO!!!!
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If someone is sitting in my seat, and his isn't better. That dumbass is moving. I don't give a sht what the current situation is. You want a better seat? Book a better ticket fcktard.
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OK, push present scenario:

Husband gets his wife a fancy gym membership to help her get her bod back. Ass hole or nah?

How about fancy gym membership and a subscription to Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers including frozen meals so she doesn't have to cook or clean as much while the infant is in the no sleep/constantly crying phase?

Gym membership, subscription, and a little plastic surgery to help her feel better about herself (tummy tuck and a breast lift)?

Gym membership, subscription, plastic surgery, and he hires a nanny to help with the infant, say a nice, friendly, Colombian woman who loves kids and can teach the infant a few words of Spanish?





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OK, push present scenario:

Husband gets his wife a fancy gym membership to help her get her bod back. Ass hole or nah?

How about fancy gym membership and a subscription to Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers including frozen meals so she doesn't have to cook or clean as much while the infant is in the no sleep/constantly crying phase?

Gym membership, subscription, and a little plastic surgery to help her feel better about herself (tummy tuck and a breast lift)?

Gym membership, subscription, plastic surgery, and he hires a nanny to help with the infant, say an attractive young Latina who loves kids?




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