Until yesterday I had a vague notion that Alec Baldwin has a much younger wife who he has had a whole bunch of kids with, and who is famous for posting Instagram pictures of herself in yoga poses showing that she gets her hot body back in shape after each kid. I did not know that she was supposedly from Spain and speaks with a slight Spanish accent, but it turns out that I didn't need to know that because it's all a farce. Apparently this woman, who goes by the name Hilaria, has been pretending to be Spanish for years. Come to find out she's really just a basic white chick from Boston named Hillary Hayword-Thomas and has little or no Spanish heritage at all. Her parents are both multi-generational Americans who moved to Spain after they retired, but she was born and raised in Boston and lived there until moving to NYC at 19. I guess she learned Spanish in school and created a whole phony persona for herself. Some are saying she did it because she was obsessed with snaring Alec Baldwin at a time when he was supposedly obsessed with Salma Hayek, so to compete she dyed her hair darker and transformed herself into a spicy Latina. She was a yoga instructor at the time. She has continued, albeit inconsistently, to speak with a Spanish-type accent ever since. One of the funniest clips that's come out is of her during a cooking segment on The Today Show, where she supposedly forgets how to say cucumber. "How you say in English," she asks. She's from Boston!! The wildest and funniest part to me is how far she went with this grift -- check out the names that this nutjob gave to the 100% gringo kids that she had with Baldwin, who has no Spanish heritage either as far as I know:LeonardoCarmen GabrielaRafaelRomeo AlejandroEduardo PaoIs that wild or what? I wonder if they'll change their names? Well I won't bother posting a link because there are a million from which to choose, just Google "Hilaria Baldwin." At this point she should drop both Hilaria and Hillary, and go by Hilarious from now on. Because that's what this story is. Just what we needed to end 2020 with a laugh!