All I can say is sorry to everyone

[ExecutiveGator]

im always 1cm dialated....but then again i eat alot of fiber

 

[gator1946]

im always 1cm dialated....but then again i eat alot of fiber

 

[CaseyGator]

Boss, I will reinstate your chat box access as soon as the twins are born. Start a thread with some pictures, and I'll get you right back in.

Would you believe....

 

[AlexDaGator]

Would you believe....

1. You're totally going to hell for that.


2.


3. Apparently, I'm going with you :(




Alex.

 

[deuce]

1 cm dialated today so it may not be for another week or 2 when the twins come. Idk how I am going to make it that long Lol...

Open a new account........

 

[Sec14Gator]

Boss, I will reinstate your chat box access as soon as the twins are born. Start a thread with some pictures, and I'll get you right back in.

Ox seems awfully confident the kids are going to come out with horns and an Auburn brand.

At least Ox isn’t suggesting he’ll just post pics himself with a title “My new kids” when JBoss’s wife gives birth.

Twins in 5 years?:

 

[PastyStoole]

Boss, I will reinstate your chat box access as soon as the twins are born. Start a thread with some pictures, and I'll get you right back in.

This is probably a smart move. I have no doubt Boss would've been in the box during the whole delivery, not necessarily to give us updates, but rather to defend Foley's record while his wife was shrieking in maternal, life-giving agony right next to him.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Boss immediately driving his wife to the hospital “Induce! Induce! Those babies need out NOW!”

Boss, sex provides certain hormones which assist the cervix to dilate. I recommend encouraging her to research this. Then take care of business.

Tips for Jump Starting Labor

Tell her my services are also available, as always.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Would you believe....

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Open a new account........

How long do you think he could disguise that?

 

[destingator]

Boss sort of reminds me of Jim from Tuscaloosa on the Finebaum show.

 

[rogdochar]

I'm no world traveler. I've been to the Bahamas once. And to the BVIs once. I've also been to Mexico once, but that was for less than 30 minutes so really shouldnt count. We head over the border in Brownsville to the shiithole town of Matamoros. We find the first bar and sit down for a drink. I ordered some fufu tropical drink and it comes in half a cantaloupe. Strange I think to myself, but what the hell... I am in Mexico. What was odd was there was no spoon to eat the cantaloupe. So I decided to start stabbing it with my straw and just eat the melon that way. Next thing I know, the waiter is yelling at me in Spanish. Apparently, I wasnt supposed to eat the melon... because they reuse them. I immediately head back to Texas.

It's Mexico. Either not suppose to eat it or that was the last straw.??

 

[rogdochar]

Boss immediately driving his wife to the hospital “Induce! Induce! Those babies need out NOW!”

Name the 2nd arrival BOGO.

 

[5-Star Finger]

How long do you think he could disguise that?

I'm not entirely sure Boss isn't the disguise. I half think the persona is an elaborately conceived and dutifully executed troll job. If that is the case, bravo sir.

 

[GatorJ]

Open a new account........

How long do you think he could disguise that?

I'm not entirely sure Boss isn't the disguise. I half think the persona is an elaborately conceived and dutifully executed troll job. If that is the case, bravo sir.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Mr. Peabody trashed.

Boss in the dumper.

 

[Musclepug]

Gotta love peabody!!