Angry Woman in Horton’s Poops on Floor, Throws it at Employees

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  1. bradgator2

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    It was actually in an innocent giphy search on a simple “poop”.
     
  2. playzwtrux

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    I've worked in restaurants & retail stores many years in my early days. By far, women's restrooms are the worst. It's like they take pleasure in writing on the walls with their poop.

    Here's my theory: when they know it's gonna be bad, they go to a public restrooms so they don't have to clean it themselves.
     
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    I don't think she's wearing pants. Her legs are pale. She hiked up her skirt.

    Alex.
     
  4. MidwestChomp

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    that is bat schit crazy....poo flinger. But the funniest part is that she wipes her ass and flings that too.

    And I suspect the customers didn't do anything because they didn't want schit thrown on them too.
     
  5. Concrete Helmet

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    I'm calling ********...or horsesh!t....
    The only time I can crap that fast is after eating my Mother in law's cooking...and there is no way you'd be able to pick that mess up....
    Seriously this had to be staged.
     
    • Captain Sasquatch

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      I know it's not in your skill set, but let's use a little common sense, shall we?

      1. The video is sped up, basically a time lapse, and she's clearly crazy, so picking the poop up isn't that odd.
      2. The woman was arrested.
      3. Tim Horton's released a statement about it.

      Pretty elaborate staging.
       
      • divits

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      • Concrete Helmet

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        If you say so......
        Lots of crazy people get arrested as I'm sure you're probably aware....
        If the video was sped up why didn't one of the employees push her out the door while she was squatting?
        It could have been a fake turd made of Play Dough or something......
        I would think a fresh turd would be too soft and fall apart during her wind up.....
        Why don't you sh!t on your floor and try it....then get back to me and let me know the results....OK?
         
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        Jesus Christ. You just try to be contrarian to be contrarian. Either you have gone mentally ill or you’re laughing hysterically as you type your posts.
         
        • MJMGator

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          It’s both.
           
          • Captain Sasquatch

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            He’s a blockhead. The user name isn’t a coincidence.
             
            • Concrete Helmet

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              Please J you should know that I am serious less than 20% of the time I post anything on this board except maybe in the PF.....And hell yes I've broken several chairs from falling over laughing while watching some posters lose their sh!t because of some of the things I say....Just don't tell the big hairy one because I'm waiting for him to tell me how it is possible to throw a fresh turd.....
               
              • Zambo

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                You have to cup it. And don’t try to put any spin on it, the only way to get any movement is without any spin at all. A “knuckle-turd”, if you will.
                 
                • AugustaGator

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                  If you look closely....
                   
                • crosscreekcooter

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                  You would think her standing there in public with a napkin stuck between the cheeks of her ass would have embarrassed her.
                   
                • Concrete Helmet

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                  Looks like The Capt. agrees.....
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                • Swamp Donkey

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                  It is a false flag operation.
                   
                • Swamp Donkey

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                  If anyone knows throwing poop...
                   
                  • Swamp Donkey

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                    I dont know man. A lot of the addavagtomy/second azzhole surgeries result in stuff like that. Pretty sure the pooper in the grocery was a he/she post surgery.
                     
                  • Detroitgator

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                    Back, and to the left... back, and to the left... that’s one magic poo
                     

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