Any Miami Heat fans in the house?

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  1. G. Gordon Gator

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    Ohhh, you got me that time! Tough to match that one! I can't say it's true what others have said about you, because nobody ever says anything about you. If income tax regulations and algebra got together and had a baby, it would be more interesting than your posts. Now go get your shine box, looks like I got somebody's spooge on my boot from putting it in your ass.
     
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    I just love seeing someone play tough on the internet. It really shows just how pathetic you are. Your first post to me in this thread you call me a moron. Then you feign taking offense at me returning the favor. Maybe you’ll learn some manners when your balls drop.
     
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      Are you still here? WHERE'S YOUR SHINE BOX??
       
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      BTW, in addition to being a moron you're also a #$%&ing liar, too.

      Anyone can see that your first post in my thread asking for, "Any Miami Heat FANS in the house," was this trolling bullsh*t:

      So number one, you can't read, because the thread clearly said it was for Miami Heat fans, not haters.

      Number two, your little drive-by trolljob was dumb AF because the Heat franchise is known for being the opposite of whiners.

      And number three, you're full of sh*t because my first response was NOT to call you a moron. I simply asked:

      You marked that innocuous response as "stoned," and replied, "The entire roster."

      So THAT'S when you got called a moron, because you are a moron, and a dick, and a liar, and you need to go get your shine box so you can make yourself useful for a change.
       
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      Solid thread.
       
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        Apparently the Heat aren’t whiners, but their fans sure a shat are. :lol:
         
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                Haslem is a cane booster, has always been a cane. He says coming to Florida was a business decision that worked out well for him. If he's not all in on the Gators then the hell with him.
                 
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                That's BS. Udonis was born and raised in the County Dade and is still tight with the homies he grew up with, most of whom root for the Canes by default, like Miami locals who didn't go to a Power 5 college (or any college) typically do.

                So yes, UD has shown up with his bros at the occasional UM game or watch party. But I've had the good fortune of meeting him personally more than once, and he's always ready to knowledgeably comment on the current state of the Gators in both basketball and football. I've also heard him talking Gator sports a number of times with Channing Crowder on his local radio show on WQAM. I've never heard him say or imply anything about not having love for his alma mater. To the contrary.

                On and by the way, his wife and mother of his two kids is also a Gator and was on the UF track team.
                 
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                It's not bs, he said it himself when we played um in the Muschamp years. He said he is a lifelong cane and only pulls for UF in basketball. He said attending UF was a business decision and a good one at that.
                 
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                Sorry, I didn't mean it was B.S. that he said it, I meant what he said was B.S. Meaning he was bullsh*tting around when he said it.

                He did say that, on the radio one time to Dan LeBatard, who's a huge Cane homer. He was caught up in the moment and was defending his credentials as a Miami OG, because LeBatard was busting his balls for going to UF instead of UM. As I said, at other times on other radio shows, I've heard him giving plenty of love to the Gators.

                Udonis Haslem was a great warrior for the Gators who played his heart out for his coach and his teammates. He was also a kid from the projects who grew up rooting for his hometown Canes, so he still has some love for them, too. There's no reason to begrudge him that.
                 
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                  The Sandbar in The Grove's kitchen burned up last Friday Night...

                  And I am a Heat fan.
                   

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                    Au contraire, mon frere! See post #29.
                     

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