Are you a real Gator?

Bama&GatorFan

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We have known we had a Gator in the neighborhood ponds here in north Alabama for a year or two, but we never saw it until today.
It is probably 6-8 feet long, just guessing.
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You're lucky it's the offseason or you'd be banned for life for this thread.
 

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You're lucky it's the offseason or you'd be banned for life for this thread.
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I don't know about you, but I think it is very cool that we have gators in north Alabama. I did not intend to hurt anyone's feelings.
 

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Try wading in the swamp up to your chest naked as the day you were born so you could have dry clothes to put back on after getting your duck. And while reaching for said duck, you notice a pair of eyes looking at you about 6' away. Yeah... that happened when I was a teenager.
 

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Try skiing on the Suwannee after a 6 week drought...brings 'em out of all the surrounding areas and more than once I've skiied over the top of one of them ( this according to my 3 daughters...:jog:
 

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Try wading in the swamp up to your chest naked as the day you were born so you could have dry clothes to put back on after getting your duck. And while reaching for said duck, you notice a pair of eyes looking at you about 6' away. Yeah... that happened when I was a teenager.
Did you still grab the duck? I would have left the duck and headed for the shore rapidly.
 

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The Blackwater River is known for some large alligators (notice I didn't say Gators; none have matriculated at an elite University). We were doing a canoe trip for our 50 Miler Patch on the Blackwater when one of my fellow scouts got knocked out of the boat by a branch. I yelled gator, gator and I swear Billy broached the surface like a dolphin jumping at Sea World.
 

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Try wading in the swamp up to your chest naked as the day you were born so you could have dry clothes to put back on after getting your duck. And while reaching for said duck, you notice a pair of eyes looking at you about 6' away. Yeah... that happened when I was a teenager.

When you schitt yourself, and I would have, did they float up right next to your chest? And did you fan them in the direction of the gator? I would have.
 

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To answer your thread title: Yes, I'm a real gator and that picture you have is of me. Don't bring it up again or take pictures of me and post them on the internet or I'll dox you and eat your children and pets.
 

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The day I came home from the hospital, I had a Orange and Blue pillow football in my hands. I was a Gator when Gator wasn't cool. And dominating. And now we're back.
 

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