August In Fla Sucks, Change My Mind

[stephenPE]

I had a guidance counselor in HS (young) who swore she knew a girl named Ophelia Nipples. In retrospect she was probably hitting on me..........I worked with a woman named Blossom Sprinkle. For many years.

 

[B52G8rAC]

Some parents are unthinking and unfeeling.

 

[5-Star Finger]

You are twisted

You've been talking to Mrs. Finger, eh?

 

[Nalt]

What's more unfortunate is her first name is Middle. While there was no problem with her maiden name, it created an unfortunate situation at our nuptials.

Shocker!