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  1. crosscreekcooter

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    Obvious how he won. He would always go first and nobody else wanted to grab the ax handle. Kinda schitty way to win if you ask me.
     
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      At least no one will get hammered
       
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      • CDGator

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        nobody was going to argue with a short blonde with an axe :lol:
         
        #3 CDGator, Apr 2, 2021
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          Next time you're in socal, stop by and check out my trampoline and chainsaw extravaganza.
           
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            cover2 I've grown old
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            All that’s just for show. I remember when they used to have a wood splitting contest every year at the “Swine Time” festival in Climax GA. Used to be won most every year by one or the other of two brothers that pulp-wooded for a living. Then from out of nowhere, the contest was won the last year Swine Time was held by a guy from Ochlockonee...who didn’t have any arms! Most amazing thing I ever saw. That cat could split wood two to one with any man that had both arms. How’d he do it? Stuck the ax up his @ss and turned somersaults! He was quite nimble :)
             
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              d'yall think a bar/pistol range would go over big?
               
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                I’m not sure who decided to open up an Axe throwing bar or what insurance company covers them but it was fun! what could possibly go wrong with axes and alcohol? Has anyone else tried it yet?

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                #1 CDGator, Apr 2, 2021
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                  Uh...excuse me but... that black and yellow tape is there for a reason. Foot violations!

                  (no - I have not tried it but have had friends say it's a blast. especially after a few beers)
                   

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