Batesy is Awesome

[PastyStoole]

I have a friend who was a Gator linebacker from 1980-1984. He was one of the craziest dudes I've ever known. He graduated from UF with a fine arts degree, moved to Greenwich Village and became an artists. He's rich now. He sells his paintings for $25,000 a piece.

 

[TheDouglas78]

Actually went about exactly how I expected. Bunch of degenerates

At least when you talk about eating ass, we all know whose ass you are fantasizing about.

 

[Detroitgator]

At least when you talk about eating ass, we all know whose ass you are fantasizing about.

Heyyyy mannn, don’t project your linebacker “friend” story onto Durty!

 

[TheDouglas78]

Heyyyy mannn, don’t project your linebacker “friend” story onto Durty!

No projecting, just observing. I mean we are discussing the beer drinking you fantasize from linemen asses.

 

[neteng]

My wife is gonna put it in a frame so I can hang it in my office. My fellow employees who are also UF grads are all jealous. As are all you haters.

Nobody replied to this yet with hanging their frame in his wife's orifice?

 

[jdh5484]

I have a friend who was a Gator linebacker from 1980-1984. He was one of the craziest dudes I've ever known. He graduated from UF with a fine arts degree, moved to Greenwich Village and became an artists. He's rich now. He sells his paintings for $25,000 a piece.

Wilbur Marshall, Alonso Johnson and David Little are the names I remember. No issues at LB during the 80s.

 

[PastyStoole]

Wilbur Marshall, Alonso Johnson and David Little are the names I remember. No issues at LB during the 80s.

He wasn't any of those guys, but he had a locker next to Alonso Johnson. He said AJs penis was always half erect. I'm not making that up.

 

[soflagator]

He wasn't any of those guys, but he had a locker next to Alonso Johnson. He said AJs penis was always half erect. I'm not making that up.

 

[Detroitgator]

He wasn't any of those guys, but he had a locker next to Alonso Johnson. He said AJs penis was always half erect. I'm not making that up.

This is what you and your "friend" discussed?

Yeah, I'm sticking with your buddy Pete... you know, the hetero one that was clearly eyeballin' ever girl on University Ave!

 

[stephenPE]

I have a friend who was a Gator linebacker from 1980-1984. He was one of the craziest dudes I've ever known. He graduated from UF with a fine arts degree, moved to Greenwich Village and became an artists. He's rich now. He sells his paintings for $25,000 a piece.

Mark Korff or Dean Drew?

 

[MJMGator]

He wasn't any of those guys, but he had a locker next to Alonso Johnson. He said AJs penis was always half erect. I'm not making that up.

I’m thinking you just imagine it that way.

 

[Detroitgator]

Mark Korff or Dean Drew?

 

[PastyStoole]

This is what you and your "friend" discussed?

Yeah, I'm sticking with your buddy Pete... you know, the hetero one that was clearly eyeballin' ever girl on University Ave!

If you knew this guy, you'd know he's not the type to keep an observation about anyone to himself. This is what he said to Alonso Johnson every day after practice. "Dude, why is your dick always half hard?" I'm sure he'd then point it out to everyone in the locker room, bring people over and point at it. That's what kind of guy he was.

I was at the Islands one night and he and his brother came in, literally smelling like they were covered in scht. That's because they were. They had pulled open a manhole cover and had been crawling through the sewers all night. They then began aggressively asking girls to dance with them. They finally got kicked out when his brother started doing backflips off the bar.

 

[PastyStoole]

His brother could afford to turn chicks off. I've never met someone who had more women throwing themselves at him.

The night of the Appledorf murder he was walking back from Sorority Row (where he was like 90% of the time) and got picked up by the cops, brought downtown and questioned. When they cleared him and brought him back to the apartment, we had drawn a chalk outline of a body on the floor. Even the cop thought it was funny.

 

[Bushmaster]

This thread had a lot of promise.

Then page 2 happened..............

 

[stephenPE]

His brother could afford to turn chicks off. I've never met someone who had more women throwing themselves at him.

The night of the Appledorf murder he was walking back from Sorority Row (where he was like 90% of the time) and got picked up by the cops, brought downtown and questioned. When they cleared him and brought him back to the apartment, we had drawn a chalk outline of a body on the floor. Even the cop thought it was funny.

My brother said Alonzo hung out with friends of his near campus. The guy was Jimmy Chiles and played music in Gville. THey called him Redbone. or Red. Kevin was going to UF then.

 

[PastyStoole]

My brother said Alonzo hung out with friends of his near campus. The guy was Jimmy Chiles and played music in Gville. THey called him Redbone. or Red. Kevin was going to UF then.

Alonso died a couple of years ago. They had to bury him in a special coffin because he still had a hard on.

BTW my friend told me that Mark Korf and David Nardone (Punter) were the biggest a-holes on the team. Korf was clearly on steroids and would have fits of roid rages. Bruce Vaughan was also a major dickhead. He would do pushups in the parking lot outside a club so that he'd go in looking swole for the ladies.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Alonso died a couple of years ago. They had to bury him in a special coffin because he still had a hard on.

I glance down, saw the Pasty posted, and new I jad to sit down and read.

Never disappointing.

 

[Concrete Helmet]

At least when you talk about eating ass, we all know whose ass you are fantasizing about.

Dougie from out of left field......well done.

 

[Detroitgator]

@Durty South Swamp

This one of your kids?