Be honest, what's your pre-game ritual?

Turk182

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I'm going to mow the grass, drink some sweet tea, clean and swim in the pool, grill some Brats (smothered in onions/peppers), put on my Game Gear, plop my butt in front of the big screen and watch the Gators kick some Idaho AZZ!

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Turk182;n37336 said:
I'm going to mow the grass, drink some sweet tea, clean and swim in the pool, grill some Brats (smothered in onions/peppers), put on my Game Gear, plop my butt in front of the big screen and watch the Gators kick some Idaho AZZ!

:chomp:


Mine is all of that exactly minus everything but put on game gear and plop on the couch and watch the game.
 

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Drink beer before the game, during the game, and after the game. Sometimes swap the beer out for rum. But this weekend (because i don't live in the south) i will be attending a wedding instead. So substitute wedding for the game...drinking still applies
 

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I've never done this before, but this weekend I'm going to smoke a couple of boston butts and have some people over to the house to celebrate the first weekend of college football. The pork will be pulled and ready to eat by UF's kickoff tomorrow. :yum:
 

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-THE DUDE- said:
Drink beer before the game, during the game, and after the game. Sometimes swap the beer out for rum. But this weekend (because i don't live in the south) i will be attending a wedding instead. So substitute wedding for the game...drinking still applies
A wedding on game day?
 

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Put on lucky Gator shirt and hat that wife hates, piss on wife's cement bulldog on porch, call my best friend to ensure he is watching, ensure my Dad in heaven is watching the Gator channel and ensure there are no loose items around recliner that could be thrown at TV.
 

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Drink my weight in beer and terrorize my wife, dog and whoever else is brave enough to come to my house.
 

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Swampy;n37419[B said:
]Drink my weight in beer[/B] and terrorize my wife, dog and whoever else is brave enough to come to my house.
by the looks of it you're going to be down to about a 12 pack now
 

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-THE DUDE- said:
Drink beer before the game, during the game, and after the game. Sometimes swap the beer out for rum. But this weekend (because i don't live in the south) i will be attending a wedding instead. So substitute wedding for the game...drinking still applies
Yeah...people up in the north suck and don't understand common courtesy
 

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-THE DUDE- said:
Swampy;n37419[B said:
]Drink my weight in beer[/B] and terrorize my wife, dog and whoever else is brave enough to come to my house.
by the looks of it you're going to be down to about a 12 pack now
Ok, I should have said drink triple my weight in beer.
 

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Last year by the end of the season my pre-game ritual was to sit in the corner and cry. Hopefully that will be different this year
 

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My wife knows that from now until December, Saturdays are mine. I have a 3 TV setup in the Man Cave and watch from noon until midnight. My ritual is start tailgating at noon, pacing myself based on when we play...eat at halftime. After that I pace myself based on how we play. Last year I got drunk a lot. Would like not to do that this year...:D
 

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Saturday I'm going to wake up, take a shower, put on my game day clothes, get in the car, drive to Gainesville, tailgate, drink, eat, drink some more, go the game, cheer for the Gators, go back to the tailgate when the game is over, drink some more, go to hotel, drink some more, then sleep.
 

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Swamp Queen;n37614 said:
Saturday I'm going to wake up, take a shower, put on my game day clothes, get in the car, drive to Gainesville, tailgate, drink, eat, drink some more, go the game, cheer for the Gators, go back to the tailgate when the game is over, drink some more, go to hotel, drink some more, then sleep.
:finger:
 

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I like to put on something pink and frilly.
 

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