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  1. Captain Sasquatch

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    Liking an IPA doesn't mean you're any more manly than the next guy. It means you're an idiot for liking fermented mastadon piss. The one argument I always hear for IPAs is "yeah bro it's got like 10% alcohol bro." Ok, Belgian Trippels are high ABV, too, and they taste like God himself poured them from his finest ingredients and laced them with pure gold. And if you're looking for something that's high ABV, drink wine or liquor. You'll get trashed in half the time because you won't fill up as quickly. Take away the high ABV and all you're left with is stank ass stankness.
     
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      • Gatorbait25

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        Give two hearted a try . It’s fantastic and certainly won’t remind you of mastodon piss. A couple weeks back I found a twelve pack for $16, and consider it a steal .
         
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            I never knew Sofla was a hipster too.
             
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            I dont smoke.

            But if I did, I might try something vagina flavored if it is out there.
             
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              Due to the positive reviews I picked up rogue dead guy ale at a nearby liquor store . Price wise it’s pretty typical at $10 for a sixer . It’s a nice blend of malt and hops . The former lingers in the aftertaste, but in a refreshing pleasant way . It has a caramel taste to it as well. This is really all you can ask for in a beer. Highly recommend .

              Thanks Brad!
               
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                Lingering hops aftertaste with a hint of caramel?
                Yeah, that’s what I’ve always wanted in a beer. Let me know when you find one with ragweed and nougat. :lol:
                 
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                  Sometimes I pour some dish soap in my drink when I want that hops taste.
                   
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                    No. Not what I said.
                     
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                    Does it really matter what you said? You are obviously a hipster with man boobs who has no idea what tastes good to you.
                     
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                      Speak up! I can barely hear you over the Abba blaring in the background!
                       
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                        This is the position I don't understand. Do a whiskey thread and people will talk about the vanilla present in this rye, the sweeter corn notes of a particular bourbon, or the smoky, peaty taste of a fine single malt scotch. Others will state their preference for smoother, less smoky, etc.or rave about the different casking methods and the various flavor profiles that comes from that.

                        But mention beer, and it's almost as if any flavor other than "cold" and/or mass-produced automatically makes you a skinny jean wearing, beanie half-way-on, hipster. Mention you like the taste of hops and you may as well run for the hills in your Prius. :lol:

                        Ironically, some of those bashing virtually anything outside of American lagers, would gladly drink a PBR, while taking shots at "hipsters" in between each sip.
                         
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                          And?
                           
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                            Yet?
                             
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                            Law is too busy feeling the beat of the tambourine.
                            Ya know, having the time of his life.
                             
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                              Manly? Every IPA sucker Ive ever seen had an extra X chromosome, at least.
                               
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                              The White Witch will do that to ya.
                               
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                                I rarely touch an American lager.

                                Btw ipas are American too. The rest of the world wont touch that crap. I love it when some skinny jeans wearing US American goes to Europe and gets pissed he cant find hoppy piss over there.
                                 

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