BNAG8R’s Gallery of Sig-worthy quotes

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  1. BNAG8R

    BNAG8R Pronouns: them, they, their
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    Since ox is hell-bent on cleaning up the syntax and form of the board, and apparently my current signature is so barbarically long that my 4 posts per month clog the entire internet with their “long-cat-ness”, I’m going to save those sig-worthy quotes here, for posterity, and compress my “live” sig down to one post.

    Feel free to add your own “sig-worthy” quotes you find to the thread, but be forewarned that if I don’t find your posted quote sig-worthy, I reserve the right to leverage the flaming arrow.



     
    #1 BNAG8R, Jan 21, 2019
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    • Slevin

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      Do you have the pooping one? I know someone’s got it
       
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      Hahahaha!! That PE quote is whimsical as hell.
       
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          "Ox is as useless as the "g" in lasagna."
           
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            • AuggieDosta

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              I'm sure you've heard of the phonetic alphabet. If not, it is a list of example words that fit each character of our 26 letter alphabet.

              Well, in line w/your "g" comment above I like to tell people:
              - "t" like tsunami
              - "p" like pneumonia
              - "k" like knowledge

              BTW, they work better when said versus read.
               
            • TheDouglas78

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              This is classic coach in the barbershop
               
              • Swamp Donkey

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                  Actually, the “N” on Nebraska’s helmet is for “nowledge”
                   
                  • AuggieDosta

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                  • Swamp Donkey

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                    i gotta go get the girl child a some popsicles...........she had a massive start to her new puberty thing today.......had go get her from school at noon......... Just like her mom...........almost a hazmat incident each time........

                    Anyone care to guess?
                     
                    • AuggieDosta

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                      Please Swamp, NO.

                      No conversations, in a public forum, on something intimate about your dear daughter.

                      For the love of God man, no.
                       
                    • Detroitgator

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                      He’s quoting one of our dearest members from the chat box. ;)
                       
                      • AuggieDosta

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                        Oh good, guess I should spend more time in there.
                         
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                        The dots with no spacing suggests to me it's Coach.
                         
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