Breaking Fake News Thread

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    The best, breaking fake news in GatorLand, right here on Gatorchatter.

    Here are some of the headlines:

    UF announces plans to build 22 million dollar whiffleball stadium

    ESPN, UF share plans to broadcast Gator basketball games using only hand held cameras pooled from the alumni side, citing desire to show Gator students, but not spend a lot of money doing it.

    Troubles with freshman football class force postponement of further Point and Laugh classes at UF, which were geared towards UGA. Point and Laugh classes aimed toward FSU will continue as scheduled.

    Bring your reports in as you hear them!
     
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    You seem to have a lot of time on your hands today.
     
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      Just wanted to chuckle a little and give others the chance to join in and do the same.
       
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        Sun Writer Pat Dooley awarded Florida Sports Hall of Fame induction - Dooley to find out about it six months from now
         
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              Coach Billy Donovan returns to UF, where White keeps him on the bench.
               
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                Adam Sandler announces Grown-Ups 3, where Adam and the gang run the University of Florida Athletic department.
                 
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                    You’re still alive?

                    Hell, that is the real breaking news here...
                     
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                      BREAKING: Dan Mullen found on ledge threatening to jump if recruits continue to leave

                      In a related story, two freshman say they are are leaving campus to get their car washed; tell authorities “not to wait up”
                       
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