Breaking Fake News Thread

[5-Star Finger]

Car bombing claims life of former University of Florida AD. Witnesses claim to have seen a burro described variously as "lecherous" and "shifty" loitering in the area immediately prior to the blast. It is unclear what, if any, connection there is between these two unusual events.

 

[5-Star Finger]

Back before it sucked.

 

[jaywalker72]

Back before it sucked.

"Eaten by wolves?" -- "It happened to Taft" -- "Taft, really?"

One of my all time faves -- wife and I will randomly bring this bit up -- so good

 

[GatorMan5K]

This just in. Donkey and augie have a threesome with the 2nd girl in the jalon incident

 

[The Shady Grove Gator]

Jeremy Foley, also known as The GOAT AD in certain very small circles, admits that he is responsible for the decade of football ineptitude at UF. Foley, then, announces an upcoming penance tour. At which, he will allow any person who feels, that, he is responsible for the Lost Decade, may kick him squarely in the nuts during the upcoming tour. Tickets go on sale immediately for $100. which will benefit the UF football program exclusively. All tickets, which were unlimited in number, nevertheless sell out in less than 3 hours. $1.5 billion dollars are raised and construction of a 40 acre 30 story football complex begins immediately.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Jeremy Foley, also known as The GOAT AD in certain very small circles, admits that he is responsible for the decade of football ineptitude at UF. Foley, then, announces an upcoming penance tour. At which, he will allow any person who feels, that, he is responsible for the Lost Decade, may kick him squarely in the nuts during the upcoming tour. Tickets are to go on sale immediately for $100. which will benefit the UF football program exclusively. All tickets, which were unlimited in number, nevertheless sell out in less than 3 hours. $1.5 billion dollars are raised and construction of a 40 acre 30 story football complex begins immediately.

Clearly fake news. In real life those tix would go for a thousand.

 

[jaywalker72]

Jeremy Foley, also known as The GOAT AD in certain very small circles, admits that he is responsible for the decade of football ineptitude at UF. Foley, then, announces an upcoming penance tour. At which, he will allow any person who feels, that, he is responsible for the Lost Decade, may kick him squarely in the nuts during the upcoming tour. Tickets go on sale immediately for $100. which will benefit the UF football program exclusively. All tickets, which were unlimited in number, nevertheless sell out in less than 3 hours. $1.5 billion dollars are raised and construction of a 40 acre 30 story football complex begins immediately.

I sophomorically laughed (and nearly did a spit take) when it came to "squarely in the nuts" portion of the post.

 

[The Shady Grove Gator]

I sophomorically laughed (and nearly did a spit take) when it came to "squarely in the nuts" portion of the post.

He deserves it. Take bleach or something stronger to clean the stain off your foot. Fooley's failure is contagious and seeped all over UF for a decade.