Butters retires

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Someone said he could eat a corn on the cob like a beaver tearing through a piece of balsa wood
The BBQ sauce

This guy is the biggest scam artist loser out there.
 

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He now has time to

1. go shark fishing
2. devote time to his up and coming BBQ sauce business
3. watch his dream football team at Nebraska
4. call crime stoppers with credit card fraud alerts
5. hang out with Gator2222
6. Play “Tickle D!ck” with Luke Del Rio.
 

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I assume he thinks this ends the investigation into him about Conner Stallion.

This is really why he’s retiring.
 

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FIRED after 3 losing seasons.

And on the phone with Billy Retard, no doubt.

Quitting first doesnt mean they werent firing you, you fuchsing loser.
I heard Billy's bringing him on staff for a part-time advisor position. Butters pulling the ole Mike White. Better to transfer or retire than be fired.

Vulnerable sharks on notice.
 

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Someone said he could eat a corn on the cob like a beaver tearing through a piece of balsa wood
The BBQ sauce

This guy is the biggest scam artist loser out there.

Also, what kind of a mental patient eats hotdogs for dinner on a random weekday evening?
 

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Also, what kind of a mental patient eats hotdogs for dinner on a random weekday evening?
Plus a dude who is a millionaire. I’d be rocking my Richard Mille watch eating Allen brothers meats I’d just had flown in from Chicago. Butters was straight buster.
 

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The college coaching profession just got a little better today.
 

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I still have a fantasy of a disheveled, hung-over, broke Jim McElwain who slept outside all night on a park bench approaching me at a gas station for "what I could spare". Imagine the satisfaction.
 

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I still have a fantasy of a disheveled, hung-over, broke Jim McElwain who slept outside all night on a park bench approaching me at a gas station for "what I could spare". Imagine the satisfaction.
Would you finally loan him that pair of socks?
 

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I still have a fantasy of a disheveled, hung-over, broke Jim McElwain who slept outside all night on a park bench approaching me at a gas station for "what I could spare". Imagine the satisfaction.
He would just need enough change for a few meatsticks and the tiny doughnuts.
 

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ah the kelvin taylor tirade. the single most fake/scripted example of faux emotion in butters entire tenure. and over something so dumb and inconsequential. what a doofus.
 

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