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AlexDaGator

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Any hot female UF athletes I can uhh, "sponsor"? You know, some personal appearances, private meet & greets, exclusive stuff. And by athletes, I'm including the Gatorettes and especially the Dazzlers (not the flag corps though).

Alex.


PS: If the Gatorettes or Dazzlers have gone woke and added dudes to the squads, please do me a favor and keep it to yourself. I don't want to know and I sure as fcuk don't want to see any pictures of it. Nobody does.
 

MidwestChomp

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Next up on QVC......The motion detection Chris Rainey life size statue that yells, "Time to Die Btch" is a hot seller at Halloween Time
 

Treebeard

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Come on down to Driskell's Scoot-O-Rama!


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Swamp Donkey

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Did he say how that figure compared to his previous QB’s?
EXACTLY.

I know that Bammer was payimg midlevel OL $200k signing bonuses in the 90s. Actually paying the HS coach, then later paying the family and the kid.

I'm sure the numbers have gone way up since then.
 

Double Gator Dad

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I will not contribute a penny to the players or the program until they decide that winning matters.
Bama is in this to win like UF used to be
 

Towels 'N Sporks

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I will not contribute a penny to the players or the program until they decide that winning matters.
Bama is in this to win like UF used to be


Mullen told me that we are 6 points away from Bama though. We are basically Alabama 1.b at the moment they are probably terrified of us and trying to find out how they can be more like Florida.
 

Towels 'N Sporks

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Jean Delance here for Drano.

With Drano, your water will flow quicker than an edge rusher I’m supposed to block.

Haha. Would also work for ex-lax. This should be a thread of it's own. "What should our players' NIL contracts be?" Only jokes about current players allowed. About a quarter of them could write the book, "Earning an SEC scholarship with MAC level talent."
 

G. Gordon Gator

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So far most of the merch they're selling looks like crap. For some reason a lot of them want to come up with their own logo, usually using their initials. I can't see anybody wearing those other than maybe their family members and friends, and even then, only if the player gives it to them for free.

EJ didn't go with a stylized logo for his shirt, he used what appears to be a Bitmoji of him. Who's buying this?

E5ODiTLUYAYKOup
 

Gatordiddy

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So far most of the merch they're selling looks like crap. For some reason a lot of them want to come up with their own logo, usually using their initials. I can't see anybody wearing those other than maybe their family members and friends, and even then, only if the player gives it to them for free.

EJ didn't go with a stylized logo for his shirt, he used what appears to be a Bitmoji of him. Who's buying this?

E5ODiTLUYAYKOup

looks like all the attention made his head all swole

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