Cam Newton balloons to over 300 pounds

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The Panthers are said to be "extremely concerned". Newton doesn't think he's overweight.

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Somewhere out there Jamarcus Russell sat up in his seat for a second, then realized what was going on. Back to the purple drink.
 

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Too many jelly donuts, Cam. I see a Richard Simmons intervention in your future.
 

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Looks like we went to the same BBQ place for lunch. Great Ribs, but man I feel like he looks.
 

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I heard it was 350 and he was pregnant. :dunno:
 

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Kinda like trying to bring down the Fridge back, back in the day..............
 

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He'll need liposuction between now and Sept. 1.
 

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All that talent wasted by that $.10 brain. I remember watching his high school highlight reel after he announced for us thinking it had to have been doctored, he looked so good. He could run - fast and gracefully - bowl defenders over or make them miss, and he had a cannon arm and was accurate. An overused cliche to be sure, but he really did look like a men among boys. I remember thinking how unstoppable him and Tebow would be on the field at the same time (ala Leak/Tebow) - then how our offense would not only not get worse when Timmy graduated, but might even improve with this kid.

What a waste.
 

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Ray Finkle said:
Somewhere out there Jamarcus Russell sat up in his seat for a second, then realized what was going on. Back to the purple drink.
:lol:
 

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He must be on the Robbie Andrieu "See Food" diet.
 

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I hope he's lining up some lessons from Lorenzen on how to play QB at 300+lbs.
 

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Gatorbreath;n30106 said:
All that talent wasted by that $.10 brain. I remember watching his high school highlight reel after he announced for us thinking it had to have been doctored, he looked so good. He could run - fast and gracefully - bowl defenders over or make them miss, and he had a cannon arm and was accurate. An overused cliche to be sure, but he really did look like a men among boys. I remember thinking how unstoppable him and Tebow would be on the field at the same time (ala Leak/Tebow) - then how our offense would not only not get worse when Timmy graduated, but might even improve with this kid. What a waste.
A few minutes with our walk-on tight end at Ursinus QB guru expert Dan Mullets having his natural motion "corrected" and Cam couldn't throw it in the Ocean. No wonder Cam bought a "discounted" laptop and had a few "academic discrepancies". He was in a deep, blue, Mullet funk! Oh, what could have been...
 

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Not that Mullins couldn't call plays though. Just think of all the weapons; Percy, Murphy long, Hernandez short and shovel, Tebow busting limbs, Riley Cooper, D. Nelson, Brandon James, Demps, Rainey, Emmanuel Moody and Kestahn Moore ! Wow, how the hell we lost to Ole Siss at home is still a mystery. We covered EVERY spread after that game easily. GOOD TIMES!
 

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Carolina is dangerously thin at QB........NOT.
 

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