Cam Newton balloons to over 300 pounds

[oxrageous]

The Panthers are said to be "extremely concerned". Newton doesn't think he's overweight.

Discuss.

 

[Ray Finkle]

Somewhere out there Jamarcus Russell sat up in his seat for a second, then realized what was going on. Back to the purple drink.

 

[Alvin York]

Too many jelly donuts, Cam. I see a Richard Simmons intervention in your future.

 

[TheDouglas78]

Looks like we went to the same BBQ place for lunch. Great Ribs, but man I feel like he looks.

 

[78]

I heard it was 350 and he was pregnant.

 

[divits]

I think we all know Ox likes to bend the truth on occasion so I went to Google to see if there were any articles on Newton's weight. I found this.....:hehehe:

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110430103426AAgvjKi

 

[Gatorbreath]

Kinda like trying to bring down the Fridge back, back in the day..............

 

[78]

He'll need liposuction between now and Sept. 1.

 

[Gatorbreath]

All that talent wasted by that $.10 brain. I remember watching his high school highlight reel after he announced for us thinking it had to have been doctored, he looked so good. He could run - fast and gracefully - bowl defenders over or make them miss, and he had a cannon arm and was accurate. An overused cliche to be sure, but he really did look like a men among boys. I remember thinking how unstoppable him and Tebow would be on the field at the same time (ala Leak/Tebow) - then how our offense would not only not get worse when Timmy graduated, but might even improve with this kid.

What a waste.

 

[maheo30]

I think we all know Ox likes to bend the truth on occasion so I went to Google to see if there were any articles on Newton's weight. I found this.....:hehehe:

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110430103426AAgvjKi

Seems legit.

 

[oxrageous]

Somewhere out there Jamarcus Russell sat up in his seat for a second, then realized what was going on. Back to the purple drink.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

You guys are way too easy.

 

[Gatorwitt]

I heard his teammates are calling him "tons o fun"

 

[LagoonGator68]

He must be on the Robbie Andrieu "See Food" diet.

 

[NavetG8r]

I hope he's lining up some lessons from Lorenzen on how to play QB at 300+lbs.

 

[LagoonGator68]

All that talent wasted by that $.10 brain. I remember watching his high school highlight reel after he announced for us thinking it had to have been doctored, he looked so good. He could run - fast and gracefully - bowl defenders over or make them miss, and he had a cannon arm and was accurate. An overused cliche to be sure, but he really did look like a men among boys. I remember thinking how unstoppable him and Tebow would be on the field at the same time (ala Leak/Tebow) - then how our offense would not only not get worse when Timmy graduated, but might even improve with this kid. What a waste.

A few minutes with our walk-on tight end at Ursinus QB guru expert Dan Mullets having his natural motion "corrected" and Cam couldn't throw it in the Ocean. No wonder Cam bought a "discounted" laptop and had a few "academic discrepancies". He was in a deep, blue, Mullet funk! Oh, what could have been...

 

[LagoonGator68]

Not that Mullins couldn't call plays though. Just think of all the weapons; Percy, Murphy long, Hernandez short and shovel, Tebow busting limbs, Riley Cooper, D. Nelson, Brandon James, Demps, Rainey, Emmanuel Moody and Kestahn Moore ! Wow, how the hell we lost to Ole Siss at home is still a mystery. We covered EVERY spread after that game easily. GOOD TIMES!

 

[TallyGator]

Never liked him and never will...worthless POS.

 

[TN G8tr]

Carolina is dangerously thin at QB........NOT.