Captain Assquash's Copulations: Cowbell Edition

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  1. Swamp Donkey

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    Where is it?

    :waiting::waiting::waiting:
     
  2. The Shady Grove Gator

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    Hey must have let Christopher Walken fill his prescription for more cowbell and could be lost in the BIG EASY with tinnitus.
     
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      Good thread.
       
      • Okeechobee Joe

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        He was last seen hanging out with Benniy Snell, Jr.
         
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        • Tay Bang

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          He's been in the Political Box all day arguing with Conservatives...something about Florida needing more high speed commuter trains...
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          • crosscreekcooter

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            Why high speed trains, we have empty busses right now that go all over the city all day and night
             
            • LagoonGator68

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              Cheaper just to buy all the riders a Cadillac
               
              • LagoonGator68

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                • Concrete Helmet

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                  And then stop every 100 feet or so like the assh#les riding the things can't walk a little ways instead of making traffic pile up behind the buses....
                   
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                  • divits

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                    I don't know if you meant this tongue in cheek but it actually is probably more true than anyone really knows.
                     
                    • LagoonGator68

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                      I've done the math
                       
                      • Tay Bang

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                        Oh. It’s true.
                         
                        • Swamp Donkey

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                          Especially since those 70s and 80s model Cadillacs seem to be preferred and those arent expensive at all.
                           
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                        • Detroitgator

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                          Better have curb feelers to protect the white walls
                           
                        • Tay Bang

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                          Those were awesome.
                           
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                            No Cogitations this week. Barely watched the game and I’m too godd*mn tired to think. Plus we’re well into LSU week at this point. The Cogitations will return next week! :captain:
                             

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