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[Captain Sasquatch]

I tried to pull the stick out of Law's ass, but it was this big.

 

[HogtownGator]

Now that I've shown you how a real coach recruits, let me now show you how to "get a grip".

 

[WillGetIn]

I tried to pull the stick out of Law's ass, but it was this big.

 

[WillGetIn]

I'm gonna put my foot this far up Leo's butt if that letter don't get here soon!

 

[gatormandan]

You see the laces were facing toward Ray here, when they were supposed to be facing out here. Dan must of fallen off of the turnip truck yesterday.

 

[CGgater]

This was the average distance UF was short on 3rd down conversions during the last 4 years. With the use of the forward pass, I can fix that.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

This is how much yardage Mushchimp's offense got per play.

 

[TheDouglas78]

This is how long the box is that Saban stands on at press conferences so he gets tall enough to talk on the mic.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

That's awesome.

 

[TLB]

When I last visited LSU, they were handing out corndogs THIIIISSSSSS big.

So, when things don't go right, ya know, I don't go 'boom'. I just put that anger in a little box off to the side and turn my energy into coaching these kids up. They aren't going to bet better by me being angry with them, they need someone that will acknowledge the mistake and get right to work on helping them do better on the next play.

There was a space on the HBC shelves about yay big where the last guy kept all his trophies and memorabilia from his big wins here. I think I'll need a little more space than that.

We have a parking spot for a scooter that is about this big and has a sign for 'player of the week'. Now, nobody will actually park there, as we've outlawed the use of scooters by all players, but it's there all the same. All the other scooter spots have been converted into bicycle racks - every move a player makes will be to improve strength, conditioning, or focus. They will bike or run to every class, uphill and into the sun both ways unless we get lucky and have a hurricane blowing through to really toughen them up.

At CSU we had a live ram mascot and he laid dumps this big. I left a big one on the desk for that new Bobo guy.

I'd like to announce our new WR coach, he's a sock puppet I keep in a box like this next to my desk. Ya'll like him, right? I told you.

So, a penguin walks into a bar....hahaha....and he puts this box....he puts it up on the bar like this....hehe.....and the bartender...he...hahahaha....he asks the penguin....

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

So then she says "Now put your other hand in there. Now Clap"
I'm like "I can't."
She says "Tight, huh?"

 

[WillGetIn]

So I grabbed my wife by the shoulders and turned her, like this, and told her "Get in the kitchen and make Jeremy and me a sammich, dammit!"

 

[Ray Finkle]

That wee little man Ox is about this big, you know? He sure puts the ox in toolbox

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

This is the size of the **** sandwich I am getting ready to feed the rest of the SEC.

 

[crosscreekcooter]

"Listen to Granpa very closely Little Jimmy, One day you will get the chance lead them back to greatness."

 

[Left Coast Gator]

I was sure we would have the No. 1 recruiting class. Missed it by that much!!!