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Cocks NOT Glocks, Antis Bring Dildos to College, Protesting Concealed Carry

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October 12, 2015

AUSTIN, TX, USA –-(Ammoland.com)- Austin TX students will hold a “strap in” protest AGAINST campus carry on Aug. 24, of 2016 by carrying dildos to class in violation of the campus’ obscenity policy.

Students for Concealed Carry, which has waged court battles for the right to wear empty holsters on college campuses, believes that the University of Texas’s obscenity policy should not be used to stop anti-campus carry protesters from openly carrying dildos on campus.

Michael Newbern, assistant director of public relations for Students for Concealed Carry, commented, “If carrying a phallus to class is how you want to make your point, that is an exercise of First Amendment rights, and a public college has no right to impede it.”

Students for Concealed Carry does recommend, however, that any dildos carried on campus be used only in constitutionally protected expressions of free speech.

Using a dildo as a defensive weapon could classify it as a “club,” which, under Texas law, is illegal to carry in public and constitutes a felony if carried in campus buildings. Newbern added,

“We have always encouraged open, honest debate and have, on multiple occasions, stood up to colleges that sought to quash our own empty-holster protests. We did so under the counsel of competent attorneys and encourage these students and other concerned individuals participating in this protest to do the same.”
 

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Cowboy;n301668 said:
http://www.ammoland.com/2015/10/cocks-not-glocks-antis-bring-dildos-to-college/#axzz3pORsN0ky

Cocks NOT Glocks, Antis Bring Dildos to College, Protesting Concealed Carry

Ammoland
October 12, 2015

AUSTIN, TX, USA –-(Ammoland.com)- Austin TX students will hold a “strap in” protest AGAINST campus carry on Aug. 24, of 2016 by carrying dildos to class in violation of the campus’ obscenity policy.

Students for Concealed Carry, which has waged court battles for the right to wear empty holsters on college campuses, believes that the University of Texas’s obscenity policy should not be used to stop anti-campus carry protesters from openly carrying dildos on campus.

Michael Newbern, assistant director of public relations for Students for Concealed Carry, commented, “If carrying a phallus to class is how you want to make your point, that is an exercise of First Amendment rights, and a public college has no right to impede it.”

Students for Concealed Carry does recommend, however, that any dildos carried on campus be used only in constitutionally protected expressions of free speech.

Using a dildo as a defensive weapon could classify it as a “club,” which, under Texas law, is illegal to carry in public and constitutes a felony if carried in campus buildings. Newbern added,

“We have always encouraged open, honest debate and have, on multiple occasions, stood up to colleges that sought to quash our own empty-holster protests. We did so under the counsel of competent attorneys and encourage these students and other concerned individuals participating in this protest to do the same.”

Not sure why you're so concerned. I'm sure you've been slapped in the head many times by a dildo.
 

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So you can't carry a club (or dildo, if that's your thing), but you can carry a gun? Sure, makes sense to me. Man I'm glad I moved out of Texas all those years ago.
 

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divits;n301691 said:
Not sure why you're so concerned. I'm sure you've been slapped in the head many times by a dildo.

As opposed to having them shoved up your ass like you do?
 

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GatorBart;n301736 said:
So you can't carry a club (or dildo, if that's your thing), but you can carry a gun? Sure, makes sense to me. Man I'm glad I moved out of Texas all those years ago.

When clubs are outlawed, only outlaws will have clubs.
 

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Cowboy;n301755 said:
As opposed to having them shoved up your ass like you do?


For you and divits.

I've let this thread go because it's actually something that is happening, however, if this is how this thread is going to go, then I'm going to have to move it to solitary.
 

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Amazing the irony here... Strap on an ak and go to Target... No biggie... Stick a dildo in a holster and create an uproar.


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GMDGATOR;n301765 said:
Amazing the irony here... Strap on an ak and go to Target... No biggie... Stick a dildo in a holster and create an uproar.


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What uproar?
 

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Liberal Logic on Campus:

Let's protest guns on campus by open-carrying dildos on campus!

Brilliant!

Hey, do you think we need to do trigger warnings?




Alex.
 

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URGatorBait;n301760 said:
For you and divits.

I've let this thread go because it's actually something that is happening, however, if this is how this thread is going to go, then I'm going to have to move it to solitary.

If divits want's to pop off with totally uncalled for snark like that aimed at, I'm going to slam it right back at him regardless.
All he has to do is stiffle himself when he gets those little urges and all will be sunshine, lollipops and rainbows.
[video=youtube;w5Fgp-KihIA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Fgp-KihIA[/video]
 

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Cowboy;n301796 said:
If divits want's to pop off with totally uncalled for snark like that aimed at, I'm going to slam it right back at him regardless.
All he has to do is stiffle himself when he gets those little urges and all will be sunshine, lollipops and rainbows.
[video=youtube;w5Fgp-KihIA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Fgp-KihIA[/video]


lol. I hear ya, that's why I addressed both of you.
 

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Anyhow, can a Cocks For Glocks counter movement be far behind?
"Real cocks stand up for Glocks" would be a catchy slogan.
 

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Cowboy, stop being a glock blocker :dance:
 

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URGatorBait;n301936 said:
Cowboy, stop being a glock blocker :dance:

:fistbump:

GatorBait, a cock without it's Glock is like no protection in the box.
It is a serious issue that has gone unreported and ignored by the liberal lame stream media for far too long.
 

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URGatorBait;n301760 said:
I've let this thread go because it's actually something that is happening, however, if this is how this thread is going to go, then I'm going to have to move it to solitary.


By all means.
 

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Cowboy;n301972 said:
You aren't a cock for Glocks?
What next?
Cock free zones in our public schools?


We call those FSU.
 

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